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🎵Battlefield 1 Anthem (BF1 vs COD) 🎵

August 16, 2019


I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A MACE!! I’M GONNA MACE YOU IN YOUR FUTUREY FACE!! BUT NOT FROM THE LAND, I GOT BETTER THINGS PLANNED!! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THIS GIANT BLIMP IN MY HAND? I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A MACE!! I’M GONNA MACE YOU IN YOUR STUPID NOOB FACE!! BUT NOT FROM THE FLOOR, CAUSE THAT WOULD BE POOR, AND I’VE GOT A BLIMP CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT’S FOR?! JUMPIN’ OUT MY BLIMP WITH MY MACE IN MY HAND, GONNA MACE YOU IN THE FACE, THAT’S WHAT I’VE GOT PLANNED!! I’VE GOT A BLIMP COZ I’VE GOT CLASS-SEH!! WHAT’S WITH YA, OOOH MIGHT LOOK A BIT GAS-SEH? *pew pew pew* OOH WHAT’S THAT YOU GOT THERE?
A LASER ON YOUR SPACE SHIP? ISN’T IT DOLLY? ISN’T IT DOLLY? MIND IF I MACE IT?! I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A GUN FROM THE FUTURE, PEW PEW PEW!! COOL! BUT I GOT A MACE, I GOT A MACE!! I’VE GOT A BATTLE TRAIN! CHOO CHOO CHOOOO! YEAH, BUT I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A MACE!! I’VE GOT A FIGHTER PLANE! NEEEEAAAWWWWW meh I GOT A MACE!! I GOT A MACE!! I’VE GOT THIS NICE SHOVEL!! OOOOOO S**T!! I’VE GOT A SHOVEL! I’VE GOT A SHOVEL!! I’M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH IT UNTIL YOUR A PUDDLE!! IT’S A FINE MACHINE, IT CAN DIG A LATRINE!! IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY TRENCH IS CLEAN!! TALKING OF WHICH, I’M DIGGING A DITCH!! TRY AND DO THAT WITH A MACE IT’S A BITCH!! HERE COMES A TANK!! I’LL GIVE IT A SPANK!! IT DOESNT SEEM TO UP TO MUCH TO A TANK!! * Infernal screaming and burning bodies*

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  1. Как называется оригинал музыки? Почему нигде не написано?

  2. I got a Dreadnought, It Can fire some nice shells and kill an entire Trench section and It's Impossible to be destroyed by Infantry, machine guns and even my fucking weight over it.

  3. I’M IN A TANK I’M IN A TANK
    AND YOUR NOT
    I’M IN A TANK I’M IN A TANK
    II’M THE ALLIES THE YANKS

  4. Me to my little sister, ooo what’s that you got there a Barbie, isn’t it dolly, isn’t it dolly, MIND IF I MACE IT?

  5. Me in the medieval to Renaissance period: I got a talhoffer buckler, a talhoffer buckler. I'm gonna spike you in your knave lookin face. But not from the land, I got better things planned, have you ever noticed this giant dragon in my hands. Jumpin off my dragon with my buckler in my hand, gonna spike you in the face, that's what I've got planned. I've got a dragon cause I've got class eh? What's with you, ooh, mate, you look a bit toasty.

  6. corrections
    1.the blimp was actually called a zeppelin and is sometimes called the zeppelin today
    2.the air fighter (ww1 name sometimes) was a british sopwith camel fighter so its not french ok
    3.the tank was called a landship
    4.and the mace was used in night raids of trenches

  7. mace boi is germany
    shovel boi is america
    train boi is russia
    briton and france is da plane
    the tank is the great depression

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