5 Disgusting Things People Do On Planes
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5 Disgusting Things People Do On Planes

October 18, 2019

( music playing )Once upon a time,
flying on a plane was considered a civilized,
genteel activity. People would come looking dapper
in suits and dresses and had four-course meals. They also crashed a lot more. Mm-hm, so in our modern era, we have traded up
in flight safety but traded down
in style and class. Modern flights are full
of ungodly horrors that remind you constantly that human man is the most disgusting beast
of all. So today we’re going
to play a game where, Rhett,
you have to guess what horrible thing
is happening on a plane. It’s time for… A little movie reference. Yeah. All right, I’m going to show you
a partially blacked out image of– taken on a flight– – Okay?
– Okay. And then I’m gonna give you
multiple choice options. You’re gonna have to guess
what is happening that is shameful
on this plane. If you get three or more right, you win these travel-friendly
compression socks. – Oh, wow, yeah.
– Touch ’em. I’ve been having lots of clots. It’s a very clotty day
for me. You can’t keep them, but you can
hold them right there. – Okay.
– It just– It keeps the blood
from pooling – in the bottom.
– You don’t want that. You don’t want
the blood pooling. Okay, first up, we all know time spent
on a plane is monotonous People chose
to either read a book, watch a movie,
or listen to a podcast, but what did this guy
choose to do?Oh, gosh.Mm-hm.A, did he choose to…( laughing )Uh, vomiting up a snake. Not a euphemism for anything. I feel like I would see
the flute protruding. if it were a flute ’cause flutes protrude. That’s one of the things
they’re good at. You know what I love
about a flute? The way it protrudes. Corn on the cob would not be
served on the plane. You’d have to bring that
in your own baggy, which I wouldn’t put it
past this guy. – Nope.
– But… I think he’s trimming
his beard with scissors, something I’ve thought
about at times, on planes. A. All right,
remove the censorship.Oh, that’s a flute.
It’s not protruding!
He is a flautist, man.And remember.
In the event of an emergency, make sure your
blow your own flute before blowing
other people’s flutes. Right. Also, in the event
of an emergency, save this guy last. You know what?
He plays you out as you’re all about to die, just like on theTitanic.I want a flute solo
right before I go. All right, so this might be
tougher than you thought, huh? Yeah, because the flute
didn’t protrude. Next we’ve got
a restless cabin member. What is he doing? Is it… We have video proof. Oh, this will become a video? – This’ll become video.
– Oh, wow. Okay. That’s a hint.
Use it as you will. Well, it makes C possible, yelling at a baby to be quiet. – Mm-hm.
– It makes C possible. Golly. He looks like he’s in
a vigorous air-humping,
hip-thrusting posture. ‘Cause I, you know,
from time to time, will do that on a plane
’cause a big man like me– You have no room
to hip thrust. No, no, the problem is is that you lose your
flexibility, but with a hip thrust, your knees stay
in the same place and so you actually– you actually have more room
than you think. Is he– Is he done? That’s one of the ways
for big men like me to keep from clotting – when you don’t have
compression socks…
– Is he done? …something I won’t have
to worry about anymore. – But I think–
– Is he seated? I think he’s yelling
at a baby. I think he’s yelling
at a baby. All right, let’s find out. – Rhett:Oh, gosh.
– Link:Those, sir, are hip
– Look at this guy.
– Oh, wow, yeah. Who knew they had that type
of VR on a plane now. I should’ve known. Hold on. You think he’s– Is he doing it to the rhythm
of what he’s listening to? Yeah, he just joined the
mile-high club all by himself. Maybe he misunderstands what
the back of that seat is for. Yeah, Virgin Airlines has
to change their name now. Oh, wow. Oh, gosh. Okay. You’ve gotta get
the next three right in order to have a chance
of getting these socks, man. Okay, when you step on a plane, you’re given
a few key amenities– a light that shines
on other people when they’re trying to sleep, a scratchy blanket, and an ineffective personal
fan. I’ve got someone trying
to use a seat feature
in a creative way.What are these outstretched
hands up to? Is it…
Hm, that’d be a little baby. A newborn with a lot of hair. Interesting. If you’re cooling
down a tuna sandwich in that
way, you’re also, like, dispersing
the smell of tuna around the cabin, which– That’s never stopped anybody. I gotta say as much
as I have hated people before for opening up
fish meals, not too recently I had a tuna sandwich,
a tuna melt, on a plane. – You did?
– Yeah. And as I was breaking it out,
I was like, “Oh, no, I’m that guy.” Did you hold it up to the–
And I hated myself for it. So you think that’s what’s
happening here, too? – Make you feel better?
– No. No. Uh– So what is it? I don’t know, that’s be
a little piece– that’d be
a little underwear, too. I don’t know.
Sure, tuna s– No. Tuna smell? Tuna. Yeah, tuna. All right, remove it.That is a pair of underwear.Rhett:
Ugh, gosh.
They’re dispersing the smell
of that underwear around, too.
– Uh…
– Oh, wow. It’s probably effective, though. I’m going to go for
the negative queen sweep now. I know. You have to. – I get to keep these.
– Yep. Congratulations. Can wear it kind of like
a scarf now. All right. All right, I wanna
focus on things passengers
left behind.What did this flight attendant
that is being held up?Is it a clear baggy
filled with…
( chuckling )
Oh. Interesting products,
that Goop. Would she hold up a bag
of human urine without a glove? I’ve been
in a situation before where I needed to pee, and then they’re like,
“You can’t get up, sir,
because it’s too late.” I just, like, reabsorbed it.
You know how you can do that? You, like, find
your second bladder? You got a second bladder? I don’t know. Sometimes you
gotta pee real bad, and then you, like,
concentrate and I feel like it just goes
into another bubble somewhere. – Oh, wow.
– Yeah. But I can see if you don’t
have that special ability, you would pee in a bag. – So I’m gonna say snake skin.
– Okay. He’s saying snake skin
to intentionally get it wrong. Let’s see if he’s successful
at being wrong.Yes, that is human urine.And I guess you’re right.Sometimes you’d rather not tap
a person on the shoulder. You’d just rather pee
in a bag right beside them. – You know?
– Yeah, right, yeah. You don’t wanna
inconvenience anybody. Who’s to say that you knew that
bag was going to be big enough? That’s the thing I always worry
about when I’m peeing in a bag. Is this bag big enough? Yep, that would be a lot of pee. Okay, Rhett,
for the negative queen sweep, we’ve got an elderly woman seated in front
of a passengerwho snapped this photo.What was poking over the top
of the seat?
Was it…Oh, wow.Mm, all of these
would be fun. And I’m looking
at the caption here, “so confused right now
with this old lady
in front of me.” – Mm-hm.
– Mm-hm. Okay, I feel like you wouldn’t
talk about a ferret– You wouldn’t– You know
what a ferret is doing ’cause you can see it,
so that wouldn’t confuse you. I feel like the correct
answer is A, the flexibility, but I’m going to go with B
’cause I feel like
it’s incorrect, for the negative queen sweep. Okay, let’s find out. –Yes. Good gosh, look at tha–
– Rhett:Yes. Holy what?Oh, whoa.That is crazy. I mean,
bloop and then spreads them. Golly. They say senior homes
are rife with STDs. – Yes.
– I’m now beginning
to understand why. Uh-huh. Maybe she’s doing
FaceTime with somebody on the other… ( chuckles )
I don’t know. That’s not the face. Okay, Rhett, so you have
the negative queen sweep. – Whoo!
– Congratulations. – You get– You don’t–
– I get whipped? You get whooped
by the compression socks. – Yeah, but I get to keep those.
– I’ll wear them as a scarf. All right, listen. Be decent on a plane, people. Come on. And thank you
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  1. I know exactly what movie that quote is from: EPIC. The one that has deeznuts in wonka bars instead of peanuts. Like if I'm right

  2. I'm going to guess the underwear owner was a small child who had an accident and the mom is trying to dry them… But srsly, ask the flight attendant for a baggie!

  3. Rhett, itโ€™s not a special ability, or i have a bajillion special abilities. I can Click my ears, push out my middle and ring fingers, and CENSORED.

  4. I knew it was a flute because you have to dispose of food and weapons before plane entering and vomiting up a snake?

  5. 1. I play the flute so I kinda knew
    2. He just looked like he was in a thrusting position
    3. I would never cool down a tuna sandwich so I figured it was the underwear
    4. urine was the only reasonable one to me even though snake skin was possible
    5. Didn't think it would be legs, but I guess that's why it was confusing.. only one I missed

  6. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฒโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿ‡โ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿšฃ๐ŸŠโ›น๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿšต๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคพ๐Ÿคน๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

  7. All dirty jokes:
    "Make sure you blow your own flute before blowing other people's flutes."
    "Who knew they had that type of VR on a plane now?"
    "Virgin Airlines had to change their name now"
    "Elderly lady's unfortunately-shaped "personal massager""
    Let me know if I got some wrong or missed some

  8. I found my second bladder when there was a hold-up at Chicago Oโ€™Hare and we circled for 45 minutes. Didnโ€™t even wait to put my stuff down. As soon as I was out of the tunnel, I fastwalked straight in there.

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