’90s Ad Breaks Vol. 8 – April 1992
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’90s Ad Breaks Vol. 8 – April 1992

August 11, 2019


♪ Trust in me ♪>>These days, rivers are running clearer. The Earth itself seems a little cleaner. Thanks in part to 51 special women who’ve made a commitment to keeping our world healthy. Tampax Tampons brings you their inspiring stories in a book, “Environmental Actions,” showing how you can take action in your community. It’s free with flushable-applicator Tampax Tampons. Together, we can make a difference for future generations. ♪ Why don’t you, you trust me ♪>>Mannington has invented a floor that breaks the shine barrier. Through all kinds of torture, Mannington Gold shines brighter longer than even Armstrong’s best floors. Mannington Gold. The shining example of what a floor should be. ♪♪ [blues saxophone]>>But mine tasted too strong!>>Good news! Introducing mild-tasting Tartar Control Crest Smooth Mint Gel. ♪♪ [upbeat sax]>>Mmm, my mouth thanks you!>>It’s tough on tartar, soft on you. ♪♪ [frat boys yelling]>>Can you believe Tyler and those obnoxious frat rats? [frat boys yelling] ♪♪>>Get out of my house, get out of my life! ♪♪>>You’ve had too much to drink!>>You can’t keep me here! [car wheels on road] [car swerves] [crash]>>A tragic accident. After tomorrow, life will never be the same. ♪♪ [“Growing Pains” theme] ♪♪ [C+C Music Factory – “Things That Make You Go Hmmm…”] [V.O., wacky] Sunday, ABC’s got – ♪ Things that make you go – ♪ [baby noise] ♪ Things that make you go – ♪ [wacky sfx] Get down and cool off with “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Then->>[Disturbing Donald Duck impression?]>>[laughs] [V.O.] It’ll make you howl! [balloons inflating] ♪ Things that make you go – ♪>>[screams] [V.O.] From Florida, “America’s Funniest People,” Sunday. ♪ Wow ♪ ♪♪ [gentle piano]>>I think those who are close to someone who is sick become even closer.>>News 8’s Chip Moody.>>Once you’ve been there, you never forget it. I think a lot of people listening to these inspirational stories will find great value. They can find that hope they need to recover. There is hope. There is recovery. Not only for me, but for a lot of people. I think that’s the real story.>>Watch “The Road Back,” with News 8’s Chip Moody. Monday on the News 8 Update at 10.>>Six Reasons People Want a Nissan Sentra. Strict family tradition to own “One of the Ten Best Cars.” Only affordable sedan that fits five and doesn’t … feel like a cattle car. Couldn’t resist $500 savings on cruise, air and stereo cassette package. It’s priced over $1,000 than Civic DX. Has this really neat cup holder. And the number one reason – For a limited time, a Sentra costs as little as $149 a month during the Nissan Challenge.>>A major quake hits Northern California. The damage report on News 8 at 10. ♪♪ [“Growing Pains” theme]>>To me, when a woman sweats, it just isn’t sexy.>>Of course a guy’s gonna sweat sometimes. But when you’re close … who wants a guy that smells?>>Get closer with Arrid Extra Extra Dry, the anti-odor antiperspirant.>>I trust Arrid.>>Wouldn’t you love hair that’s healthy and shiny? Try Pantene’s new Pro-V, the combined shampoo and conditioner with Pantene’s pro-vitamin formula. It makes your hair radiantly healthy.>>New Pantene Pro-V.>>Try it. ♪♪ Things are different. The new Pontiac Grand Am proves it. Things are better. Because no import at its price can match the power of its 16-valve engine, and the control of its standard anti-lock brakes. Not Accord. Not Camry. No one. In fact, Consumers Digest just named Grand Am a “Best Buy.” Pontiac Grand Am. A new kind of driving excitement. ♪♪>>Tostitos Restaurant Style tortilla chips. You’ve never had it this good. Tostitos. This is the taste that takes you there.>>Tomorrow, young guns and senor shooters take aim. First, division rivals meet when the Knights take on Montreal, or quarterback David Archer and the Sacramento Surge tackle the London Monarchs. Then, the Senior Tour’s top stars team up for double-barreled action. It’s the final round of the Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf. It’s all tomorrow, on ABC Sports. ♪♪ [C+C Music Factory – “Things That Make You Go Hmmm…”] [V.O.] Tuesday’s got – ♪ Shows that make you go – ♪>>Nyet! [V.O.] Becky’s old flame gets looped on love.>>[drunkenly] Dan the man. Dan, Dan the Dan man.>>Mark, Mark, you puke in my truck and I’ll kill you. [V.O.] “Roseanne.” Then, Kelly hooks up with an older guy.>>You’re not goin’ out with him!>>I’ll go to bed with him if I want to!>>[screams] ♪ Shows that make you go – ♪>>ALL RIGHT! [V.O.] Tuesday. ♪♪ [classical – Mendelssohn’s Symphony No. 4 in A, Op. 90, the “Italian”]>>With just one phone call to Ryder, you can rent one of our new trucks. ♪♪ Built with automatic transmission … ♪♪ power steering, a fuel-injected engine and an extremely roomy interior. ♪♪ Think of it as a luxury car … … with a very large trunk. Ryder. We’re there when you need us.>>Over 20% of the population can have trouble digesting dairy foods. But Lactaid can help us easily digest any dairy foods we want.>>It’s natural. Also comes in real milk. Try Lactaid and enjoy dairy again. ♪ What’s awesome ♪ ♪ Tubular ♪ ♪ Radical ♪ ♪ Wow! ♪ ♪ New glow-in-the-dark Band-Aid brand bandages now ♪ ♪ On your hand ♪ ♪ On your nose ♪ ♪ In the dark, it glows! ♪ ♪♪ ♪ It’s bad ♪ ♪ It’s rad ♪ ♪ It’s easy to see ♪ ♪ Why I’m stuck on Band-Aid ♪ ♪ ‘Cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me ♪ [Bell rings] [Johnny Cash] ♪ Well, nobody has more choices ♪ ♪ For just a little cash ♪ ♪ You could search the whole world over ♪ ♪ And no matter who you ask ♪ ♪ They’d say Taco Bell has more choices ♪ ♪ For just a little cash ♪ ♪ You better make a run for the border, son ♪ ♪ You better make a border dash ♪ ♪ We’re talkin’ under a dollar ♪ ♪ Nobody beats Taco Bell ♪ ♪ Where else you gonna get so many choices … ♪ ♪ with just a little *cash*? ♪ [bell rings]>>In less than a decade … [flames roar throughout] … the Nazis killed millions of innocent people. [Nazi “heil” shouts] Political opponents. The handicapped. Russians. Poles. Gypsies. Six million Jews were systematically murdered. 1.5 million children remorselessly slaughtered. [fire’s roar fades] Now, 50 years later, there is something you can do. Stay informed. Speak out against oppression. And remember. [V.O.] Next ->>Name’s MacGyver. [V.O.] It’s “MacGyver'”s last episode, and we’ve saved the best for last.>>You’re my father. [V.O.] Has MacGyver found his long-lost son?>>Aw, man! [V.O.] The pressure’s on!>>NOW! [V.O.] “MacGyver,” the series finale, next.>>[different V.O.] It began as just an innocent infatuation …>>I could have the rest of the day off.>>Yeah, but are you old enough to drive? [V.O.] … that trapped a teenage boy in a web of manipulation.>>You’re seein’ her again, aren’t ya?>>Get away from my wife. [V.O.] And murder.>>Either way, he wants to kill you.>>I need a gun! [V.O.] The Georgia case that shocked the country.>>He said she was in on it.>>She knows I’d never testify against her. [V.O.] Barbara Hershey. And Jane Alexander.>>How does someone like me [???] a murderer, huh?>>[breathy] Forever. [V.O.] “Stay the Night,” Sunday.

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  1. @barber747 Definitely coincidence – these are from the end of the same tape that had the '96 Olympics stuff, and if I really thought there was duplication, I"d have gone on to another tape. Didn't find these on his channel, though.

  2. as corny as all these ads/shows  are, boy do I miss the 90's…such a good time of my life. things were so innocent. shows were so much better! Thank you for sharing!

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