Annoying Orange – SKYDIVING!
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Annoying Orange – SKYDIVING!

August 17, 2019

– Alright guys. Congratulations on winning
a free skydiving lesson. Who’s ready to heave
themselves out of this plane flying at over 10,000 feet into the air? – I am! – I am. – I am. (vomits loudly) – He said heave yourself out of the plane, not heave your lunch, Pear. (laughs) – So remember, follow my direction as we fall. Keep an eye on your altimeter and deploy your parachute at 5,000 feet. Any questions? – Where’s my parachute? – Orange, it’s a thing
strapped to your back. – This, nah. This is a backpack I
brought filled with candy. – Ugh, give me that. – No, not my snack pack. – Put this on. You can’t jump out of a plane
with a backpack full of candy. – But what if I get hungry? – Ugh, take this seriously, Orange. Okay, it’s time to make the jump. On, three, here we go. One, two– – 14, 27, 459, 82 – 45, 33, ugh, dude. (laughs) – Last one out is a rotten tomato. Come on, Pear. (laughs) Yeah! – No, no! (vomits loudly) – Gang way. – Wohoo! – Hey, wait. I’m your instructor. (yells) – Wow. This is amazing. – Wohoo, this is so cool. – No, this is horrible. – Ah, come on Pear. Feel the air on you derrière. (laughs) Who needs sky writing
when you have sky rhyming? (laughs) – Knock it off. (vomits loudly) – Hey, you guys can’t do stuff like that. You have to listen to me. Skydiving is dangerous. – Nah, don’t be a party pooper. Skydiving isn’t dangerous. Now sky chainsawing, that’s dangerous. Here, take this clouds. (laughs) (chainsaw buzzes) – Oh, what are you doing? Stop that. (laughs) – Barrel roll. (laughs) Yeah, yeah, uh-uh. – Hey, stop that right now. This is not a toy. Nor does it belong in a skydiving lesson. Now knock it off. – Do you think it was wise to just toss that running chainsaw
into the air like that? – I’m sure it’ll be fine. Now then, for your own safety and as you instructor, you need to listen to me. – Boring. Hey, hey, tomato butt? – My name is Greg. – Okay, hey Gregory tomato butt? – It’s just Greg. – Hey, hey Gregory Greg
Greg tomato butt pants? – That’s even further
from what I just said. – Hey Gregorious potanomus
tomato butt farts the third? – Holy moly, what is wrong with you? – Buddy, just do us all
a favor and let it go. The only way this is going to stop is if you just ask him what. – Fine, what? What do you want Orange, what? – Oh, I just want to tell
about the flying motor boat. – What? Where? – Right here. (vibrates lips) – Oh, would you please listen to me? – What’s that, I can’t hear you over the sound of Pear barfing. (vomits loudly) Wow, you’re a real vomit comet, Pear. (laughs) – I hate you so much. (laughs) – We’re best friends. It’s an inside joke we have. – Orange, not to be a Debbie Downer but I think Tomato has
something important to say. – Eh, alright, what do you got Sir General Tomato Butt Pants the third? – That’s not my, ugh. Okay, what I was trying to say is that we’re almost to 5,000 feet. – Fantastic, well I’ve lived my whole life without any feet, so this
is a big moment for me. (laughs) – No, 5,000 feet in the air. It’s almost time to release the chutes. – You wanna see me in birthday suit? You perv. – Ugh. Okay, to release you chute all you have to do is pull this cord. Ready? Here we go. Ugh, why is there candy
where my parachute should be? – Yay, snack time. I get the Snickers bar. – Oh, no! (water splashes) – Wohoo, that was so much fun! (vomits loudly) – Oh, thank god we’re on land again. – Hey, nice landing dude. – Yeah, you really know
how to make a splash with your entrance. (laughs) – You idiot. How I didn’t get killed is a miracle. – Hey, I’m not the one who
put hunger before safety. – Ahh. You, sir are an imbecile. You’re the most annoying
irresponsible food I’ve ever– – Saw? – Yes, you’re the most
annoying food I ever saw. – No, saw. (yells) – Orange, you may use any of a variety of nearby objects to cover your burp. A napkin, a handkerchief– – A squirrel, a fish, your brother? – Huh? (burps loudly) Hey. (laughs) – You guys are right. Burping is way better this way. Hey, hey, Pear come over here. I gotta burp. – [Pear] No, leave me alone. (laughs) – We’re best friends.

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