– Good morning ladies and
gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to
begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class passengers only, please. Next, our business class
passengers may now board. Okay now we would like
to welcome our Regal Alliance Elite members. Regal Alliance Elite members. Okay now all passengers with children. Anyone with small children,
you may board now. Okay we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. – What? Why can’t? This is, thank you for your service. Thank you so much for your
service, God bless you. – Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Alright people in wheelchairs. Any priests, nuns, rabis, emoks. – What, why do they get special treatment? – Assalamualalaikum. – I’ve never. That’s typical. – Any old people in
wheelchairs with babies. (baby crying) Any old religious people
with military babies. – What’s a military? – Thank you for your service. Jason Schwartzman. Anyone with a blue
suitcase you may now board. – Finally. – Nope, not you, sir. – Not me? This is a blue suitcase. – That’s a blue computer bag. – So you’re not gonna let me on then. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn
it, damn it, damn it! God damn it! – Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky. Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. Drunk people. – Nope, it’s my bag. Sir. It’s. – Oh. Hello? Oh, hey Christian. Yeah, totally. Well you have your favorites
and I have my favorites. Okay. Call you later, chow, chow. Boarding group one. (dramatic music) – [Man] Jason Schwartzman! – [Man] Jason Schwartzman,
pick up your hand. Trying to find you, Jason. Jason Schwartzman. – [Man] I got him! I got Schwartzman here! Everyone, Jason Schwartzman’s fine. (cheering) We got Jason Schwartzman,
let’s rap it up people. – Boarding group one over here. Boarding group one.
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1:11 wa alaikum'salam
I'm in an airport watching this😂😂😂
South Northern Airlines
1:10 "Assllamallequm"? He was a SIKH. Not a Muslim. 😠
American airlines?
That dramatic turn of events tho..
I like how they shot the last part at universal 😂
south northern airlines! lolol
is this before bill burr?? or other way around??? same shit…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810qddPcsqo
Boeing😂😂😂
I'm simply addicted to Key and Peele, and my English isn't even that good! Greetings from Brazil.
..anyone who doesn't seem cran-kyyy.
The boarding order is getting ridiculous!
South northern airlines…
1:50
Looks like a sequel to the passengers seat belt sign skit!.
The first priest was Sikh not Muslim. The diff btw them is mustache, Muslim don't grow mustache and sikh never cut and trim hair, beard and mustache for whole life as they consider them as living part of body like heart, eyes hands. second main difference is, Muslim wear round cotton cap 95% of time "white" just to cover head and sikh wear turban to protect hair and covers the whole head in different color turbans and rarely in white. And the main difference is, the Sikh's gurudura (temple) people of every religion is welcome whether your are sikh or not you will be always welcome no question asked. On the other hard in mosque ( muslims temple ) 99% of time they will not allow you and if allowed they will gonna ask you questions like are you muslim, why you want to come, for how long you will stay, you can only stay for 15 to 20 mins, is anyone in your family is Muslim, etc just like airport security and they will definitely gonna try to convert you into muslim. Hope it will help.
lmao
😂😂😂 like these 2 guy… keep up the fun …
Love how his name is mark lol mine
But is it. Against. The Law.
That was a very dark ending….
Mark with the shits
That coffee sip 😭😭😭😆😆😆 thank you for your service to the military baby 🎖️🎖️🎖️👶
Mark, with a K!
0:47 how this big bitch is carrying that baby
Also, are we not going to acknowledge the name of the airline is SOUTH NORTHERN AIRLINE 🤣
Keegan's ability to act emotional is the best I have ever seen. The way he loses control and freaks out in his skits are so believable.
“Drunk people” 😂😂😂
Why is this true though
The way he sips that coffee at 1:56 is so disrespectful 😂
I died at Jason Schwartzman. lmfao
Mark with a "K" is a fuckin troll
What is a military baby?
Thank you for your service!
Any drug people?
3:29 is that eric wareheim?
There goes a shikh and he says assalamualaikum
It’s him… Mark…
with a K
“South Northern Airlines”
disabled people technically should be first
2:00 What’s with his cheek
Please talk about my arm key
I want that guy to die.
Lel. I saw the set at the end of the scene at Universal Studios.
Pff I bye the cheapest ticket get on first
The religious man carrying the military baby had me cryinggg😂😂
This duo 😂
H̶e̶y̶, l̶o̶o̶k̶ i̶t̶s̶ i̶l̶o̶v̶e̶m̶a̶k̶o̶n̶n̶e̶n̶!
1:54 The look of being purposely difficult.
Complete gold.
the peele dead eye is the stuff of legends
Sounds exactly like Southwest!!
A perfect replica of the boarding policy for JetStar, only without the random unexplained two to five hour delay built into the departure time.
If Key‘s character was‘t outraged this would look just like a sequence from Airplane, where all the weirdness is just completely normal.
Damn it damn damn Big FUCKIN DAMN IT
The Assalamu alaikum bit killed me 😂😂
I’m flying in two days I keep seeing signs of a plane crash
They should do another one except at customs. But I guess that one is too obvious?
"We are about to begin boarding South-Northern Airlines"
shout out grand rapids mi 616
Airport attendants do act like that lmao
Best cameo Jason Schwartzman has ever done
I know it's just a comedy skit, but why would anyone want to get on that tin can first? I'd want to be the last one on that foul-smelling silver gleaming death machine.
Only real fans know Peele is the same guy from Turbulence
Bill Burr's joke.. 🤔
Ewww he petty. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sad that the end card didn’t have the lil tune. ☹️
Is no one gonna mention that Jason look a ton like Jake Gyllenhall?
I'm Vietnamese i love guy!
More…..
“That’s…typical”
Man I love it when peele plays that's flight attendant character
I over when he drank his coffee with the pinky up!
I wanna see Bill burrs reaction to this 💀💀
That's worst than chapelles white man wig😂
Fuck you islamies Muslims
Is this before or after the "Turbulence" sketch?
ok. This reminded me of Bill burr in CONAN
Does the plane crash scene music sound like the old batman theme to anyone else
I hate flying
I love these two but I’m sure this was stolen from SNL
Military board first tho
Any old people with military babies I cried laughing lmao
Haha great skit! Also, nice use of that Universal Studios set from War of the Worlds.
I'm crying!
what if the continental guy was in that crash?
Soo much better than the SNL version
Looks like a copy of come fly with me
This is so true too
This was revenge for getting up during turbulence
The sounds Peele say Assalamualaikum is on point 👌 1:10
Is that a green screen or did they make a massive set just to film the end of that scene with the busted plane???
I’m always group 4
Zaphods just this guy you know
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They went to Universal Studios Hollywood for this WTF???
Jason should've been ben stiller for irony
So is anyone else wondering is we can see the plane crash….. could be a good vid to do
Military baby walks by….thank you for your service 😆
How much did that last scene cost?! Jeepers.