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Boba Fett VS Samus Aran (Remastered) | DEATH BATTLE!

August 27, 2019


Boomstick: Bounty hunting, one of the most respected and fun jobs in the world. Wiz: I don’t know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold. Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. Wiz: And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she’ll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal. Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick. Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle. Wiz: Boba Fett is unnatural in more ways than one. He was not born into the galaxy, rather, created, as a clone of the fearsome bounty hunter Jango Fett. Boomstick: Not fearsome enough, though. He tended to get ahead of himself…He he he… Wiz: As his “father”, Jango taught Boba all he knew about his profession and despite being orphaned at age ten, Boba continued to live the hunter’s life, eventually donning his father’s armor and claiming his rightful place as the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy. Boomstick: Complete with the most badass space-suit ever, his Mandalorian armor. It’s got a micro energy field that disperses impacts, and is made up of Mandalorian iron. Wiz: Okay, I think at this point, it’s safe to assume every universe has some metal stronger than titanium. Though, to this one’s credit, it’s actually a lot heavier, sacrificing mobility for durability. In fact, it’s so durable it resists lightsabers… you know, the swords that can cut through anything. Boomstick: His gauntlets house a flamethrower, fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. But his weapon of choice is his EE-3 carbine rifle, which Fett often cradles like a child. There there, EE. Daddy’s here. Killin’ time’s soon. Wiz: That’s… creepy. Boomstick: However, my favorite thing in Boba’s bag is his badass jetpack. Wiz: Which he uses for short-range travel, and to gain a mobility advantage over his foes. While it can only hold enough fuel for a single minute’s worth of flight, its velocity reaches up to 90 miles per hour. Boomstick: The jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing missile, because when you’ve got space for a missile, why not? Wiz: In short, Boba Fett is a human Swiss army knife. He’s killed hundreds of criminals, politicians, and Jedi, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was only 12 years old. Boomstick: An accomplishment so manly, it instantly kick-started his puberty. Wiz: But for all his skill, Fett has one great, inescapable weakness: the Sarlacc Pit. This flaw is so unavoidable, he was knocked into the pit by a blind and physically drained Han Solo while wearing a jetpack. Boomstick: And since Disney bought Star Wars and nixed the expanded universe, this is where Boba Fett’s story officially ends. Wiz: But that’s stupid, so here’s what happened in the expanded universe! Wiz: Using a combination of his jetpack and blowing himself up, Fett actually escaped the Sarlacc. He later became leader of the Madalorian warriors after the Galactic Civil War, and even held his own against Darth Vader… twice. Boomstick: While using one of several lightsabers he’s taken from his Jedi kills, and that’s pretty goddamn impressive, but you know what’s even more impressive? The time he trained Han Solo’s Jedi daughter so that she could kill an evil all-powerful Sith Lord who just so happened to be her own brother! Spoilers Unfortunately, Fett’s greatest weakness still remains that toothy sand vagina. Wiz: He has fallen into the Sarlacc a total of three times. Three! And the Sarlacc’s not exactly running around looking for snacks. It’s a friggin’ hole in the ground! Boomstick: And again, he can fly! Fun fact: Every year following his escape, Boba Fett returns to the planet Tattooine just to shoot the Sarlacc. In his spaceship. From orbit. He’s learned his lesson, he’s staying as far away from that shit as he possibly can. Wiz: Fear of teethy holes aside, few have survived once he’s set his sights on them. Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly. Darth Vader: No disintegrations. Boba Fett: As you wish. Wiz: When she was young, Samus Aran lived with her family on Earth colony K-2L until one fateful day it was sacked by an army of Space Pirates led by the vile Ridley, a giant purple space dragon. Boomstick: Ridley murdered her parents right in front of her along with the rest of the planet. Literally everyone except for Samus. So PTSD therapists were in pretty short supply. Wiz: Thankfully, Samus was rescued by the Chozo, bird-like aliens who raised her to become a warrior. She was infused with Chozo DNA, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being. Boomstick: So… does she like… now have a bad habit of pecking at food and shitting on peoples’ cars? Wiz: No. She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility. Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude. Wiz: Though underneath, she wears the skintight Zero Suit… Boomstick: There we go! They must call it that because there’s literally zero left to the imagination. While in that Zero Suit, she carries a paralyzer pistol, a gun which can… well… paralyze people. And turn into a laser whip. Wiz: But she definitely prefers the Power Suit in most combat situations. As a modified version of Chozo battle armor developed specifically for Samus, it can also be upgraded to adapt to any environment. Boomstick: Samus carries the powerful Arm Cannon as her primary weapon and she’s found quite a few upgrades for it over the years. Though the basic Power Beam is a peashooter. When you charge it up, it’ll blow your face clean off. She can also set it to blast an Ice Beam, Grapple Beam, and tons of seeking and Super Missiles. Wiz: Her Chozo training lets Samus control the skies with the speedy Screw Attack and curl into her Morph Ball form to traverse places few others can. Boomstick: How the hell does she do that? Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA Boomstick: Yeah, because we all know how many times you scare a bird in the parking lot and then it just curls up into a ball and zooms away. Wiz: ALIEN bird DNA. Boomstick: Well then F that planet and its birds. But I do like their Power Bombs… which Samus carries and can be used to destroy anything in the general vicinity in seconds. Wiz: Samus is known as a bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts, and even wiping out an entire species. Boomstick: All but one. Talk about having the rarest pet in the universe. And it makes a cute hat! Wiz: However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to lose all her power-ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission. Boomstick: How has she not gotten a purse yet? Wiz: Well even when she does have all her arsenal at her disposal, it doesn’t guarantee its use. For example, she once entered a volcano and did not activate her thermal systems until halfway through the mission. All because she was waiting for permission. Boomstick: Ugh, can we please not talk about that game? Wiz: But don’t worry. Samus has proven time and time again to be one of the deadliest hunters in the galaxy. Outlaws everywhere fear the name of Samus Aran. Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all. Boomstick: It’s time for a Death Battle! REMASTERED! Wiz: Fett put up a fight to the best of his ability, but Samus’ superior technology and athletic skill trumped him in every way. Boomstick: While Fett may be more durable and physically stronger, Samus has dealt with foes like that all her life. Wiz: Boba Fett really didn’t have the means necessary to catch Samus, let alone perfectly counter Samus’ Power Bombs, Screw Attack, and Ice Beam. Boomstick: Sure, Boba’s killed plenty of Jedi and survived a run-in with Vader, but his greatest victories usually stem from his cunning. He’s a master of playing his enemies into his hands. Wiz: But when it comes to Samus, Fett had little to work with. Samus specifically modeled her bounty hunter career around anonymity. She’s even commonly mistaken as a man by the very people who want to hire her, making it extremely difficult for Fett to get a read on her. Boomstick: Fett just couldn’t keep his head in the game. Wiz: The winner is Samus Aran.

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  1. Only complaint is the line at the end that Bobba Fett is more durable. That's a joke, he would have never made it through her power suit.

    Still a fantastic episode/ revisit.

  2. Am I the only one who thinks Boba Fett is a jobber? Jango Fett would wipe the floor with him. As would Canderous Ordo

  3. Food for thought: boba was originally launched into the sarlac pit because a weakened and blinded han BROKE something on the jet, hence why it launches him and the reason he didn't use it to escape that fate, regardless Samus op by comparison lol

  4. 5:00 Well, GabaLeth did dub a comic where that sort of thing comes up. Basically Peach and Zero Suit are taking a walk, and Peach mentions how Samus is another "normal person". Then, a worm pokes out of the ground and Zero Suit gets that hungry look. You know the one.

  5. I was like: Ok boba this is your redemption, dont mess this up.

    Boba:*gets his head blown off like last time*

    Me: …really?

  6. This battle was cheap like the original one. Like what Gabrielcelular Celular said below me: how did Samus get a lightsaber? But like in the other battle: Samus freezes Boba Fett, shoots his head off. Basic, crud.

  7. I'm pretty sure that at least ONE out of all of those MISSILES actually SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING

  8. I wonder if Boba's gonna say "Im still getting paid right?". Look, he sacrificed himself so he could have bounty.

  9. First of all its a whip not a lightsaber lightsaber and in the clone wars we see how well a whip is against a lightsaber and it was used by Anikin Skywalker. They never said it was affective against a lightsaber.

  10. REALLY ? Loosing her armor to a grenade ? Her armor is made by the Chozo by a material a lot harder than that come on !

  11. Boba get defeated the chosen one in combat. Even though Samus has technological advantages and has defeated god like beings. Boba has defeated what was considered one of the most powerful beings in a galaxy of force sensatives. And let’s be real here wouldn’t boba fett have attacked with sword and flame thrower. I mean it is just my opinion but boba fett is pretty prepared for any circumstance and would have at least defeated samus or put her in retreat.

  12. Boba fett isn’t just some pushover with a blaster he would have adapted to the enemy knowing the circumstances.

  13. Always loved that they added Zero Suit Samus to the battle. It's nice touch and a way to make the battle a little different than before.

  14. Thanks deathbattle I was always kinda a fan samus sence smash bros came out for the 3ds but I never play her games cuz my mom always had to save money to take care of me but since u explain her origin I love samus even more😁😁😁

  15. I cant be the only one thinking this, but in a Metroid game I played on Gameboy a while back (I cant recall the name), Samus gets in a serious accident and her arm cannon is fused with her body, so its permenantly stuck on. And they never mentioned that one chicks soul she got, the mega missiles, the normal ball bombs, or ultra missiles

  16. 1 were did arans light saber come from 2 they didnt use half of boba fetts equipment like his grappling hook 3 how did she freeze him 4 she cant fly

  17. Man… screw Disney for saying the Expanded Universe isn't canon. They ruin thousands of good stories and characters. Every true Star Wars fan knows Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc Pit and continued bounty hunting until he retired. WE NEED A BOBA FETT SPIN OFF MOVIE! AND IT NEEDS TO START OFF WITH HIM ESCAPING THE SARLACC AND CONTINUING BOUNTY HUNTING OR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN EPISODES 3 AND 4!

  18. Fett fought vader VADER ON 3 OCCASIONS IN LIGHTSABER COMBAT IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT FETT IS NEARLY UNKILLABLE

  19. Still to this day my eyes tear up over Monty. He was such a talent and amazing person that was taken too soon. Much love!

  20. true or false Boba's armor is made up of mandalorian iron
    false Mandalorian iron is an incredibly tough alloy that is able to take a lightsaber and multiple blaster bolts without a scratch
    it has been stated that boba's armor is made of durasteel a lighter less durable metal thats why it has all the dents and scratches if it was real mandalorian iron it wouldnt have all the dents

  21. that does make sense because samus is different from a human dna but boba-fett was the last of the clones & they came from jango-fett so that makes him human & al clones in the battle no matter how different are always killed in the battlefield

  22. ok even though i like boba fett and want him to win (i didnt finish the vid) where the hell did samus get a lightsaber like thng. AND where the hell did boba get a lightsaber. (maybe a jedi) but still, samus. h o w
    Edit: yeah where the hell did samus get a lightsaber-like thing. boba could have easily won. imma go watch the 1st vid of samus vs boba
    Edit 2: AAAAAAA

  23. I cried the Day I found out that he had Past. Though I never knew him Personally I have watched his work and I will always Respect Him and the Joy he brought to all of Us. R.I.P Monty Oum. It still hurts.

  24. Over what Boomstick said he’s kinda right when I first saw Samus I thought for sure he would be a man…….or in this case a robot with cannon for a hand

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