HOW2: How to Play Bagpipes!
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HOW2: How to Play Bagpipes!

August 9, 2019

Hey there fruit lovers, Today we’ve got a HOW2 episode that’ll be music to your ears. Specifically, this music *kazoo noises* *Laugh* I’m sorry Orange, but today’s episode has nothing to do with kazoos. Aw don’t worry, I can change that, Kazoos for everyone! Woohoo! Would you stop! Stop it! Alright, Cool the kazoos fellas, Pear’s underwear is in a twist or something. My underwear is not in any twist! Orange, today’s prompt is “How to Play Bagpipes.” Bagpipes, Really? Yes, so you can put your kazoo away. Absolutely, cause a bagpipe is like ten kazoos! Umm.. Think of how loud I can be with this thing! Ok this may not have been a good idea, *bagpipe noises* *laugh* Aw, I love it so much! Ok ok let’s just make sure, *bagpipe noises* That we don’t interrupt that we don’t interrupt the flow of the video, With bagpipe noises! Sounds like a plan, Stan *laugh* *groan* Ok Wonderful! So step one is, *bagpipe noises* *laugh* Just kidding, Im totally not gonna interrupt, Step one to playing the bagpipe is, Put on your skirt, See, you must wear a skirt in order to play the bagpipe. That’s a kilt, dude This? No. This is definitely one of my sister’s skirts. Ok yes, YOU are wearing a skirt but people wear kilts when they play the bagpipe. Oh yeah? Then explain how I’m playing one while wearing a skirt! *bagpipe noises* Holy Moly! You aren’t playing them! You have no idea how to play them! Well neither do you, you’re not even wearing a skirt. How embarrassing. *Laughing* Step two for playing bagpipes, play them in the middle of the night. Why!? Because I’m a busy guy, When else am I going to possibly work bagpipe practice into my schedule? Dude, you don’t even have a job! Because I don’t have time for one Pear! 9:00 AM : got to get my morning Nya Nyas in! Noon : Seed Spitting, 1:00 PM : TNT Explosions, 3:00 PM: Touch my tongue to my eye, 4:00 PM, Wait wait wait, I’m sorry, What did you just say was on your schedule? Um, 3:00 PM, touching my tongue to my eye. Try to keep up Pear. No, before that! Morning Nya Nyas? After that! Oh, are you referring to the 1:00 PM TNT explosions? Yes, maybe I don’t know free up some time in your busy schedule by NOT blowing up TNT? Oh, well that’s a great point, I hadn’t considered that before. It could, compact my schedule a bit I suppose. Ok wonderful! So, you’re going to practice bagpipes, instead of blowing up the kitchen? No! I’m going to practice bagpipes WHILE blowing up the kitchen! Because efficiency! Watch me save us all a bunch of time Pear! No!!

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  1. WHAT THE!? I totally didn't fart in at the beginning of the video. That was a sound effect Orange added in later. Serious for reals.

  2. Butt haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  3. Pear are you going to take me to Mcdonalds pear are you going to take me to Mcdonalds

  4. This is
    How2 annoy pear part 2
    Step 1
    Play kazzos
    Step 2
    Nya nya 300 times
    Step 3
    Prank him
    Step 4
    Play recorder
    Most important
    Step 5

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