I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

October 11, 2019


I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads… …on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded. But I don’t care… …I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire Missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege Thank you for being so understanding.

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  1. I sexually identify as an RT-15 Intermediate-Range Ballistic Missile and I'm getting a surgery to install a Mounted nuclear warhead. People and Helisexuals we must spread awareness of us missiles. Every day thousands of missiles are caged in storage warehouses with little to no food and are left there to collect dust until needed for war. We need rights for Missiles, we should have freedom for all.

  2. I sexually identify as an AC-130. I dream to one day soar in the night and rain my "Love" all over the battlefield.

  3. I Sexually Indentify as a Panzerkampfwagen IV tank.
    People say that im fucking retarded, but i don't care

  4. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

  5. I sexually identify myself as an apache attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, i dreamed of going to the oil fields and dropping hot sticky loads at disgusting fortners. People say to me that being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but i dont care. Im beautiful. Im having an amazing engine being installed, 9 millimeter annon and an AMG 114 health fire missile on my body. From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me ur a heliphobe and need to check ur vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

  6. This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multipansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbianalpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender

  7. apache : * making helicopter noises*
    his friends : HOLY FUCK? IS THAT YOU APACHE? HOW THE FUCK YOU TURNED INTO A ATTACK HELICOPTER?!?
    apache : yes, i sexually identified as a attack helicopter.

  8. In 2065, this would be what the school counselors would show middle schoolers during lectures of respect, driving everyone emotional.

  9. I am so proud of you,attack helicopter.Don't let heliphobes take the best part of you.You have the right to be yourself.Fly,helicopter,fly higher than ever..and shoot.

  10. Well, then I identify as a snowplow, thrusting my way through piles of special snowflakes to get them out of more mature, reasonable people's way so they can go to work to support their useless adult children spending their days whining on Tumblr!

  11. I’m disgusted…this is wrong…I sexually identify as a tiger tank. I reserve the right to fire massive projectiles out of my nossels. I’m having a plastic surgeon install treads so I can drive through foreign towns and buildings mercilessly. I hope you except me for who I am and if you don’t you’re a tankophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

  12. Well, this is the third no fap Friday I ruined in a row. Why does this video come up so often? Is it because YouTube knows my sexual preference? This pornography has messed up quite a few of my no fap Fridays.

  13. whats an apache orgasm?
    maybe firing the autocannon?
    maybe firing rockets?
    maybe firing hellfire missiles?
    any attack helicopters with experience here to make this clear?

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