Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored
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Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

September 7, 2019


(Mark)
He’s disgusting. Bernard?
He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician.
I mean, come on. And he talks too much.
That’s why I like you. You don’t talk.
You just listen. – It’s good.
[bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little turbulence
coming up. Should be no problem. Just remain in your seat
until the sign is turned off. Thank you
for your cooperation. Okay. Excuse me.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom. Hi, excuse me. – Yeah?
– Yeah. I’m gonna need you
to take your seat. The “fasten seat belt”
sign is on. Yeah, I’m just gonna go
to the bathroom for a second. I’ll be
right back, okay? I understand
what you want to do. Unfortunately,
I’m gonna need you to observe
the “fasten seat belt” sign. That’d be
much appreciated. Right, it’s just
I read on the Internet that it’s not
against the law for me to go
to the bathroom while the “fasten seat belt”
sign is on, so… “Seat belt” sign
is on. But is it
against the law, though? The light is on. [inhales sharply] Is it against the law? You see
that there’s a picture of a seat belt
on that sign. I know, but is it
against the law, though? The “fasten seat belt” sign
is on. But is it against
the law, though? – “Seat belt” sign is on.
– But is it against the law? – But is it against the law?
– “Seat belt” sign. – But is it against the law?
– It’s on. – Law.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Legal.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Lawful.
– “Seat belt” sign is on. – Sir, you’re being difficult.
– Law. – You’re being very difficult.
– Law, law, law. – Seat belt, seat belt.
– Not illegal, not illegal. – Okay.
– Legal. – Fasten–
– Legal. – Fasten your seat–
– Legal. – Sir.
– I have to piss. And I have to shit
in the toilet. Can you lower
your voice? [whispering]
I have to piss,
and I have to shit. Okay, lower
your intensity. You’re louder
than me. You’re yelling
in my face. Sir, you’re the one who I think
needs to tone it down right now. You are
screaming at me. [whispering]
You’re hurting my eardrums. [mouthing words] [mouthing words] That wasn’t
a word. You’re not saying
a word there. This is a word. – That’s not–
– That’s a word. That’s not a word.
That’s a tongue trick. Okay, sir.
Sir, sir. If you would like– I would not like to. I would not like
to sit down. What I’d like to do is go
take a shit in the bathroom… because it’s not against the law. So I’m gonna go
to the bathroom, okay? Mark with a K. [tense music] ♪ ♪ [people scream] [people screaming] [dramatic choral music] ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [people screaming] ♪ ♪ [exhales deeply] [bell dings] And your captain has turned off
the “fasten seat belt” sign. Feel free to move
around the cabin. Thank you
for your cooperation. [dark music]

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  2. 😆😂😂😂😂i swear that dude caused all that turbulence super" powers" jaja jaja lmao. The look on his face tho lmao.

  3. Anyone peep the convo at the beginning about Bernard? He is disgusting and talks to much?! I like you, you just listen.

  4. I was flying to Guangzhou from Beijing and the turbulence got so bad the flight attendant dropped to her knees and screamed lol

  5. It might not be against the law but its against business policy so they reserve the right to not serve you and throw you out.

  6. *How could he possibly Sh•t properly tho. I mean with all that shaking… The poo should fly everywhere and he should be wet.*

  7. I remember back in the day when flight attendants were "chick-fil-a" level polite. Nowadays: They're one of the reasons I dread flying commercially.

  8. Tbh i never laughed so hard for that long and I rewatched it several times and i still die laughing like a whale.(つ≧▽≦)つ

  9. White people love to see us hating eachother and ourselves but hate seeing us love each other and ourselves…well..to damn bad Willie Lynch we love and love and love us some us because no one will and or won't. #united we stand devided we fall.

  10. If the Flight Attendant didnt engaged in a long-ass arguement with the passenger , damn he could've taken the bathroom before the Turbulence xD

  11. Technically anything flight attendant says is the law. So if she’s says you need to withhold your shit you just have to hold it. Or you will be arrested at the end of flight

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