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Pear Forced to Play – Sky Girls #1

August 12, 2019


(electronic music) (laughing) – [Pear] Hey, hey what
is up guys, it’s (groans) (laughing) Sky Girls: Flight Attendant Story. And she’s tripping over. That kid’s tripping her. Oh, this ought to be great. Okay, I get to be a flight attendant. – [Game Character] Come
fly the friendly skies. – [Pear] Friendly, yeah. – [Game Character] Welcome
to Tabtale Airlines. – [Pear] Yeah, where we’re
gonna toss you off our airline. – Let us show you the beautiful
world of flight attendants. – [Pear] Something tells me. – Get ready for an unforgettable journey. – [Pear] It’s gonna be unforgettable, but I don’t think it’s gonna be beautiful. Oh man, so many to pick from. Let’s start out with, yeah okay, let’s just kill my friends right off the bat. – Every passenger needs to
be served and attended to. – [Pear] What if they’re all jerks? – Let’s make them feel at home. – [Pear] Then we don’t have to make them feel at home, right, if they’re jerks? If there’s one thing
I’ve learned in the news, that if somebody’s misbehaving, you can just toss them off the airplane. – [Passenger] Tasty. – [Pear] Tasty, no hey! Get in your seat! Oh whoa, I actually did that. I moved her back.
(laughs) I had to use physical
force to put her back in. Okay, what am I doing? This looks like a glass of tar. Okay, there you go. Have your cup of tar. It’s got an extra big
straw so you can get. Why are you getting angry at me for? Old lady in the back
who’s also got an old lady doppelganger up in the front, she’s angry at me now. Alright, this actually
happening way faster than most of the other previous
kid games that I played. This guy wants a cup of
rhinoceros blood, there you go. Drink it up, buddy. Yeah, he loves it. Get back in your seat! What are you doing, see? Oh okay, this kid wants
something to play with, there you go, have fun with that. Lady! How many sandwiches is that
lady in the back gonna eat? And this guy in the front, I already gave him some rhinoceros blood. Now he wants the blood of oranges. Okay, I have to assemble a sandwich? Well, I guess I’m not even
assembling a sandwich. I’m putting the cut pieces, the murdered pieces of my friends, on a plate to serve. Serve all you spoiled brats. All right, you get the
blood of my friends. This child would like a rocket ship. Hey, have you ever been on an airline where they just give you free toys? Never happened, never will happen. This doppelganger’s,
she’s gonna get angry. Just give it to her. Fine, okay I think she
shoved it in her dress. This dude back here
really loves cups of tar, that’s the second cup of tar he’s drank. I guess it probably could be coffee. What?
– This plane is a mess. – [Pear] Yeah, somebody. – Help us clean it up, new passengers are boarding soon. – [Pear] Ugh ugh, no, no. Somebody pooped on the
seat, you can see it. I’m not touching that. These games are nasty, every single time. They’re like, “Hey, what’s
the most disgusting thing “we could have that you have to clean up” “and that’s your job, Pear?” Not the humans in the game because they’re definitely the ones. Who left their laptop? You know, I would say,
“Hey, I’ll take that.” But you know what, you got your, it’s smearing goo all over it. There’s just goo all over the seats, probably on the laptop
too, so you can have it. I don’t want it. Get this people goo off here. – Now remove those stains. – [Pear] Ugh. Yeah, I don’t think a Dirt
Devil’s gonna get that out. I think we need a crime scene unit. Can I just, can I just? You know, vacuum the shame off your face? Nope, can’t do that. All right, apparently this
Dirt Devil is amazing. And it just sucks the poop
right off of the seat. That’s (laughs), that’s incredible. Need one of these here. Then every time one of
us plays a horror game and poops on the counter, we know how to clean it up (laughs). Fun fact: the longest scheduled
flight was from Newark to Singapore which takes
18.5 hours via an airbus. I’m having trouble talking
because this is, this game. You guys force me to play
the weirdest games, man. – [Game Character] Fly the friendly skies. – [Pear] Tower control! What are we doing? – Help each plane reach its destination. – [Pear] Okay, certainly,
that’s definitely a pear’s job. And definitely not an
air traffic controller. – [Game Character] Find
the right landing spot for each plane. – [Pear] Well, there’s
only one, so I guess. What is that? That doesn’t look like a landing spot. It looks like a suitcase with, I don’t know, peanuts stuck to it. What, I don’t even understand. What am I, what is this
image that I’m looking at? I don’t even know. Apparently they’ve stumped me already. I’m level two. – [Game Character] Find
the right landing spot for each plane. – [Pear] Yeah, I know, I know. I get it, I get it. You have to match the
colors, I understand. Don’t have to explain it 30 times. Oh yeah. Oh, this is level two. I almost got stuck on level one. So apparently you don’t want to fly into the satellite getting
sucked into a tornado. Happens all the time. You gotta watch out
for those things, guys. Just saying. Level three! I might have to just quit this because this is ridiculous. Okay, I can’t go through the tornado. Why won’t they let me
go through the tornado? You know what I have to say about that? It sucks.
(laughs) – [Game Character] Find
the right landing spot for each plane. Well done. – [Pear] No, I think I’m done. Yeah, I think I am done. That’s enough of this one. Okay, back to, let’s go with check-in. Because that ought to be really fun. – Airports can be overwhelming. – [Pear] So can faking. – But we’re always here
to help the passengers. (laughing) – [Pear] If by “help,” you mean kick off the
flight for no reason, then yeah, we’re having a good time. We’re here for the customers. Alright, just stamp your
passport there, okay press that. What do I do? Oh you want me to drag
that from over there? Okay I see, gotcha. Oh okay, this is what you want? But what about what I want? You know some things, okay I
guess you’re going to America. ♫ Going to America, yeah And you get a window seat, very nice. Okay, just slap that in your face. What do I do now? I don’t know. Why does that baby not
have a mouth right now? Okay, did you see that? The baby’s mouth disappeared, it’s disappeared again! Weird, okay. Oh jeez, what are you
bringing onto this plane? How many explosives do you have? Did I see some shards of glass? Did you just bring random shards of glass? Oh okay, so I have to take out the things that you can’t have in here. – [Game Character] Well done. – [Pear] No empty glasses, lady! What, what is this? Is this like a microphone, what is that? Whatever that is I don’t
think you should be able to bring it on the plane. You can’t bring a tweezers, really? You can’t bring a tweezers onto a plane? – Thank you. – [Pear] Cram it, lady. Take your, get outta here (laughs). – [Game Character] Passports, please. – [Pear] Oh it’s you. It’s mister “I want 80
drinks in four seconds”. And I want it with a smile. That’s what I (laughs). – [Game Character] Get the ticket ready. – [Pear] Here you go. Alright, you get C class (laughs). What, that’s what he wants. Okay, maybe that’s not what he wants, but that’s what I want. Instead of America, you’re gonna to Japan, and you’re gonna get an aisle seat. – [Game Character] Uh-oh,
wrong tickets go in the trash. – [Pear] Are you sure
they don’t go in your ear? Whoa whoa okay, that was amazing. It sounded like, did you hear that? It sounded like Chewbacca. Let’s try that again (laughs). – [Game Character] Get the ticket ready. – [Pear] Ah ha ha! This guy’s like, “Dude, could you just “get me my ticket, please?” It did, it sounded like a
miniature Chewbacca, didn’t it? I don’t know, that’s what
I think it sounded like. Alright, fine you can go to America. Since that’s where you gotta go. He stuffed it in his
pants, did you see that? Let’s see how many sticks of
TNT this guy has in his bag. You’re anything like Orange, oh man. Again, a scissors? And a nail file. What is with the empty glasses? Apparently that’s a thing. That’s a thing on this
airline or something, like people are like,
“Oh, I needed a glass.” – [Game Character] Passport please. – [Pear] It’s a scary doppelganger lady. Don’t make me angry, doppelganger lady, otherwise I’ll bring
mini Chewbacca out here. (laughs) – [Game Character] Get the ticket ready. – [Pear] Alright, oh you want B class? Okay, you’re switching it up, okay. Alright, we’re sending
you straight to Germany. Get you some sausages (laughs). – [Game Character] There you go. – [Pear] I think every single
person got a window seat. Alright, you smuggling any
leprechauns in this thing? – [Game Character]
Let’s check the luggage. – [Pear] Let’s check it out. Alright, again with the glass! There’s another glass in here. That’s all they wanted, they
just want to bring glasses, on their flight. Glass nonetheless. – [Game Character] Thank you very much. – [Pear] You’re welcome very much. (laughing) – [Game Character] Passport, please. – [Pear] I see your bad accent
and raise you a bad accent. Fun fact: flight attendants
are trained to fight fire 35,000 feet in the air. But definitely not 35,001, you go one more in the air and that’s it. Then you’re done, can’t do it. That’s all it takes is
one foot and they’re like, “Oh, I can’t fight it anymore. “I don’t know what I’m doing!” Oh, make up time. – I’m so tired, and my face is a mess. – [Pear] Oh boy. – We need some facial treatments, girl. Let’s go to the beauty salon, my treat. – [Pear] What does this
have to do with flying? Okay, I guess we’re
gonna get made up here. Whoa whoa, alright what do you need lady? What’s going on? (laughs) Rub that soap all over. I don’t know why I find this hilarious. – [Game Character] Now wash it clean. – [Pear] Alright, just lemme,
there we go looking good now. I’ve never done make up before, but I’m sure you’re gonna
look awesome after I’m done. – [Game Character] Pick an herbal mask. – [Pear] Herbal mask, no,
those are my food friends! Why are you asking me to make masks out of my friends? Aw man, I’m gonna go
with this cause this is. He’s already kinda dead,
’cause he’s yogurt already. Oh man, I guess we’re just throwing all of them in there, huh? What is this, tofu? Are we throwing bricks of tofu in there? Sure, why not. Stir it up, pour it in, there you go. Can we please be done with this? Okay, now I have to smear it on your face. Mash it in there real good. I feel like I could do a better job if you gave me a paint roller. This would go a lot faster. Come on man, I wanna get crazy. I can’t really get very crazy. Okay, I’m gonna put, nah, I don’t want. Yeah, there we go. I like the paw prints, but I can’t move them around. You got paw prints on your forehead, looks like the cat
stepped on you (laughs). Man, I can’t do anything
to make them look funny. No matter what I do,
they actually look good. Even the other lady, with the
paw prints on the forehead. That didn’t look that bad. Alright, you get some flowers on the face. – [Game Character] Hello, beautiful. – [Pear] Hello, ladies. Alright, okay I think that’s
good for this episode. Fun fact: flight attendants are trained in hand-to-hand combat. Do not mess with them. I won’t, because I don’t have hands, we aren’t playing that game. Alright guys, don’t ever force me to play a game again, okay? Till next time, peace out! (electronic music)

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  10. Oh it’s the old pear playing girl games dude don’t do that it’s a nightmare trust meh

  11. But that is not cool that is the jam that you deserve toPeople and the most fun you deserve to people as drinks

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  13. 7:45 oh no the dobbleganger lady is back and is going to clone herself so many times the plane will crash

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