(general commotion) *splash* *laughing* *music* *muffled music* *music* That was amazing, that was like a whole minute this time! Ta-da! That’s nothin’, I can hold my breath for like, three minutes! Pssh! Come on! You want to see the sickest cannonball of ALL TIME!? Yeah! Check this out! *splash* You’re all losers! My pool trick is gonna… blow… your… minds! *muffled fart* Oh my… that’s disgusting! *wheeze* *laughing* *laughing*
*faint bubbling in background* – couldn’t find another trick to do, like an animal… *stretching* What, c-c’mon, it was funny! Gosh… What? What are you – ugh – C’mon – come on, guys, seriously? *stuttering* Honey… *heavy breathing* Umm…guys? EVERYBODY BAIL! *general chaos* *bubbling* *general chaos* *screaming* OH MY GOD! (distant) Caaannnoooooonnnnnn… *stepping feet* *dramatic, muffled splash* They say that humans are resilient. That we’re adaptable. That we survive. *metal door opening* But the day of the Bomb… everything changed. We changed. In this silent but deadly world, the remaining few wander the wastes. Clutching onto life before it breaks in the wind. Because you can either lay down and die… …or you can let one rip.