(upbeat and silly music) (laughs) (funny mumbling) – Back again with another game video. Play some more Broken Bones 3! Just spending a little
bit of Pear’s money! – Uh, eh, excuse me! Did
I hear you correctly? – Yeah, well you heard me correctly if you heard me say
Pear’s naked! (laughing) – Ah! Would you stop spending my money on video games!
– What? What? – What do you mean what? – It was for an important reason! – What’s that? – Yeah! Getting blown out
of cannons! (laughing) – Yeah. – I can buy the Monkey’s
cannon’s Pear, shut up! – That required you to spend my money. – You gotta spend money
to make money, Pear! Oh, ow, broken butt bone. – What does that mean? – 14 broken bones, Pear. – Yeah, I get it, but… – Broken bones. Three. Three! It’s a third one!
– Okay, whatever. Have fun! – I don’t care. – Pear’s naked!
– No! – Alright, let’s try straight. Boo, ow! Ah man, only 12 broken bones. You think if it’s going 400 miles an hour it would have broke my bones. If at first you don’t succeed
have a blast again! Wahoo! 19 broken bones, that’s so many! Alright, we’re moving up in the world. Yeah, throw that tantrum! Sweet, I gotta hang
glider, gonna try this out. Okay, here we go. Blah! Whoa. Gliding through the air, gliding without a care in the world ah, goo, gooey Ah man, only 10 broken bones. I need more. I need more! Feed me! Feed the base! Man, so far my high score’s
only like 14 broken bones! Let’s try this again. Oh yeah, oh, 28! Holy moly! 38! (laughs) Wahahahahaha, oh! Yeah! It’s ’cause I’m in the Mushroom Kingdom. I’m a fun guy. Yo, I’m in the Mushroom
Kingdom, let’s do it some spore! Alright let’s try the Rocket pPack. Okay. Oh! Blooper’s Fireworks! Yeah, okay that was wimpy! Yeah, that was a baby fart of a firework! The jetpack, yeah, that
was kind of lame too. Alright. I think I’ve gone farther then I’ve ever gone before though. Orangey, bouncy. I like it! Whoa, okay, you’re leg is kind in the… whatever, it’s good! Okay, how much money did I get? Oh, $778! Making some money! Better do some upgrading yo! Okay, let’s upgrade my brakes, and my brains, and my dislocations. Right? C’mon give me a break! (laughing) Oh, woah, woah, woah,
woah, wait wait wait wait! Come here, Come here, come here! Look at your shirt! That’s
a good shirt my boy! Oh yeah, gutter boy! I like your style. Getting on that orange
style – that’s good! That’s the perfect attire for getting shot out of a cannon if I do say so myself! And I always do! Okay, cannon! You and me,
we’re gonna have a blast! Yeah! Okay, should I use the
Turbo Thruster Booster? Let’s do it! Take me away rocket pack! Oh! 39 broken bones already! Wow, 49! Keep going! 51 broken bones! Yes! A new record for the Orange! 51 broken bones, yes! Wow, I got $1400 just
from that one try alone! Let’s do it again! Please, give me some
good in the neighborhood. I’m flying though the air! Look out! I’m feeling shroomy and gloomy. Doing that dance. Yes! Wait check it out, I got
more perks now. Check it out! I’m gonna use both of them. Okay. I’m gonna pop and stop! Okay that was kind wimpy! Alright, for the firework! Ah! Hahaha! It’s like a baby fart
of a firework! Come on! Need something that’s
got some more boom to it! Boom! That’s a dynamite. 19
broken bones – what the??? C’mon! Goy! That’s better, 25. Not too shabby! Upgrading, upgrading, upgrading,
upgrading everything! Yeah! I love them upgrades! Alright, I’m getting down to business. We’re going pretty much straight! Yeah! 61! Right off the (mumbles)… How come your Rocker Butt? Not my Rocker Butt. My Rocket Pack! How come it had fire this time? $1400 in my pocket! But I don’t have pockets
because I don’t wear pants! You know this by now! Yeah! Come on, please!
Please! Oh, It’s lookin’ good! Yes, oh! Why’d you stop me mushroomy? Bouncy butts! Woo! Oh fun times! Come on, I need a new high record! Come on, new high score right here! I’m calling it, I’m calling it! Woah! Oh yeah, that’s a good start! 66! Yeah, 67! I think that’s
a new record for the Orange! $1800! Every single time. Okay, 67, that’s the one to beat! We got to beat 67 broken bones! Can we do it? Using that (mumbles) Oh! Ah, I almost had it too! Mushroomy, why? Why’d you do this to me? He’s doing the windmill with his arms. How much money? $1600! Hey cool man! It’s best
you helping me upgrade? That’s pretty nice of ya! Alright, let’s just upgrade everything! Ah yeah! We love them upgrades! Get bigger scores, more broken bones! Oh, we’re going to have
some fun! No bones about it! Here comes the rocket pack once again! Oh yeah, oh I’m feeling good! 53! 50, oh, oh 82! 82 broken bones! Oh that’s good! What’s my score? What’s my score? Tell me. Tell me, I gotta know! Oh, $2400! I can buy all the pantless
pants in the world with that much money! Oh! This one’s looking good
too! Yes, keep it going! Rumbly, tumbly! Oh what’s the score? $1600! Okay, let’s try one more time. Hey, we’re almost to level 15, wowzers! Looking good, Orange!
You’re like Superman! – You’re like Superman, if he
had a bunch of broken bones. Wow! $3500! I’m gonna by a ferris wheel
made out of Twizzlers with that. Hey, what’s up Cool Man’s Best? Why you hanging up out up there? Oh, you’re gonna follow me? You’re gonna help me buy
some stuff again? Very nice! Cool Man’s Best, you’re a
very helpful individual. Thank ya very much! Upgrading,
upgrading, upgrading! What was my high — oh
yeah, my high score’s 82! Alright, hit the turbo thrusters! Oh yeah, that’s looking good — 80! 80! $2300, very nice. I wanna keep my high score!
I just can’t catch a break. Oh, 72! Come on! Yeah, use it! Use it! Oh, it actually helped me land nicer. Thanks Rocket Pack! Thanks for
not living up to your name! Made me land more gently. Like I was descending
on the land of pillows. Yo, blast me out of your cannon! My business is getting
blasted out of Kansas! Business is good! 60, 56, 30 joints dislocated. Not too bad! Let’s see what
I’m gonna get for a score. C’mon, what’s it gonna be! Kicking his feet! He’s still kicking guys. $1700. Oh, check it out. I have another perk.
Let’s see what it does. Hold on, hold on. Look
at that, look at that. Gravitate! That just makes me go
up a little bit more. Oh man, only 32 broken
bones. I failed myself! Ooey! Shake if off, Orange.
Throw some dirt on it. You’ll be fine. Let’s get straight to the good stuff! Oh! 60 broken bones!
Right from the get go. That one took no time at all! $1400. Woo! It’s actually a good way to
build up money really fast. Yeah, 70 broken bones that time! Yes, that will level up! Level 18! $3600! Wow, I think that’s
a record for me. Very nice! Let’s go again! Woo! Woah! Wow, bowling for broken bones. I actually think that’s
Butt Man’s favorite game, because I’m upgrading, I’m
upgrading my sprain levels, my dislocations, my rotations,
my air resistance, yay! He’s going for distance! He’s going for speed. He’s going all alone. Geez, mushroomy, I don’t
know what I ever did to you, except for slam at you at
like 400 miles an hour. You don’t like that? Okay, this time I’m gonna
use my fart firework. Okay, here we go, first,
uh, first firework. Ready? Okay, okay now! Yeah! In the pop! The pop sounds exactly
like the firework. Wimpy! Should give me unlimited
fireworks. I need unlimited. Just hanging around. Okay, here I go. Come on, come on! Oh, only 40 broken bones. There’s mushroom for improvement! Get it? Mush-room. Mushroooom! Roll the tongues! Ah man! I got last. Oh, but I leveled up! Doing so good. $2500, still good. Alright, let’s go for distance this time. Gonna use my perks at just the right time. Bouncy! Ah, I don’t have my other perks, I thought I had them. Wow! Springy! Yeah, I like springy action. Spring into action! Nope, I don’t have anymore left. Oh no! Spring into it to wing in it! Boing! Oh, you didn’t bounce. You must have to be going
a certain speed to bounce. Only 51 broken bones. $1900. Welp, 82 is my high score, pretty good! So, uh, thank you guys
so much for watching. Make sure you do everything you can to make this small video
popping on the internet ’cause toys are good! Yeah! Cannon party. Cannon
party! Yo, cannon party. Later hoppin’ taters. (upbeat techno music)