(MUSIC PLAYING) ROCKET: Well,
since we need a ton of credits
for our new ship and have zilch, we’re
gonna have to actually
work for this. Let’s check
the outstanding bounties. Too monstrous. Too deadly. Too ugly. Next. Wait. What? Aw! I am Groot. It’s cute, it’s cuddly, and it’s worth
a million credits. This bounty will be
a piece of cake. What could go wrong? I am Groot. (BIRDS CHIRPING) I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am Groot. This planet is soft
and colorful and cute. And it’s making me
krutackin’ sick. Where is this little fur ball? Hello! Eh, nothing. This is
like trying to find a gum drop
in a candy store. Huh? (PURRING) Huh? I am Groot. Yeah, he doesn’t look
like his profile pic. ROCKET: We’re gonna need
a bigger gun. Here, kitty, kitty. (LASER SHOOTING) (SIGHS DEEPLY) That
was supposed to work. (GROWLS) I am Groot! (GROWLS) (PURRS AND MEOWS) (MEOWS) I am… Shh… (WHISPERING) No, no.