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Rocket Shoes

September 11, 2019


Tired of walking around all the time? Introducing the brand new Rocket Shoes! Equipped with 3 modes such as Dash Mode. Zoom across town at lightning speeds up to 100 miles per hour! There’s also Hover Mode, for those moments where you’re in a hurry and other people aren’t. And finally, the never before tested Ultra Mode! Equipped with triple the rocket po- O- O- Oh my god. O- Rocket shoes! Order now because this deal won’t last long because we’re probably going to get sued soon

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