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Seriously – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

August 15, 2019


There’s a spot over there. *screech* No, God. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! That’s our spot! What a jerk. Hi! We have a reservation. Oooh, I’m sorry. You’re seventeen seconds late. We gave your table over to that guy over there. Oh, are you kidding me? That’s our table! C’MON! Are you serious? Oh, seriously, are you kidding me? That’s my wife! Oh, what are you doing? Oh, you’ve got your ding-dong all up in her. C’mon, dangit! I hereby rule that half of your assets go to your wife And the other half to that man over there. Oh, judge. You can’t be serious. C’mon, that’s my stuff! Oh, jeez. Well, this is it. I have nothing left. *gasps* Woah, you freakin’ serious? C’mon, that’s my death. Oh, jeez. Shuddammit. James Batholomy-Pretzelnugget was an interesting man. He stole our hearts and our parking spaces. He will be dearly missed by his family. *screech* Haha! Yeah! I won! I finally won! This grave is mine! All mine, motherf… *car horn*

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  1. She ceated on me and muy cousing too, Even thoug she luces with me actually right now im having sex with her

  2. Oh come on man, like what the actual f u c k that was my joke, are you serious right now? I'm gonna call nine eleven dude, come on now I have to hang myself- oh you stole that too?
    well guess i'll die now.

  3. His happy ass fucked my nigga wife took his parking spot and table wear he was gone eat wtf😂😂😂😂😭💀💀💀

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