Sylveon Trolls Digimon
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Sylveon Trolls Digimon

August 11, 2019


I should probably make a new trolling video. But what should I do? Maybe I should check my pile of comments for ideas. Maybe I should check my pile of comments for ideas. No. Nope. No way. Too long; didn’t read. What does that even mean? Hmmm, maybe later. Pfft, yeah right! Hmmmm, now there’s an idea I can get behind! How? How? HOW CAN ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF THESE EVOLUTION CHAINS?! Ah, Digimon. The infamous second banana to the worldwide sensation that is Pokemon. Unlike the superior series that got its start in video games, Digimon actually started out as a spin-off to the Tamagotchi toy line. Where kids could raise and battle digital monsters. They, of course, got popular enough to warrant their own anime series, But alas, the brand is heavily overshadowed by not only Pokemon, But also their grandpappy Tamagotchi. A lot of people like to claim that Digimon came before Pokemon, And that, in turn, makes it superior to the latter. However, Pokemon was created in 1995, with the first two video games being released in 1996. Tamagotchi actually didn’t get its start until 1996, While Digital Monster toys didn’t show up on store shelves until Nineteen. Ninety. SEVEN. BOOM! How’s THAT for doing my research, scrubs? *music fitting for getting schooled plays* You wanna know the best Digimon? You wanna know the best Digimon? Gun. I know evolution is supposed to change a creature, But this is just going overboard. Hang on, I know just how to fix this one! There. Perfect! Ah yes, the number one way to make something evil. Make it black. THAT’S RACIST!!!! Okay, I’m gonna try and make a Digimon. Okay, how about a sheep… …with a jetpack! We can call it Sheepmon! Oh. It exists. Your drills are the drills that will pierce the heavens! Do you think Asriel had a Digimon phase? Aw, this guy’s pretty cute! What does he evolve into- OH GOD, PUT IT BACK!!! How about we take a break so I can share with you… The top 5 Digimon that were so weird that I had absolutely nothing to say! Number 5 Doggymon! Number 4 UltimateKhaosmon! Number 3 Apocalymon! It’s just a big ball of death… It’s just a big ball of death… Number 2 This pile of grapes with eyes and a random mouth… This pile of grapes with eyes and a random mouth… …mon. And the number 1 weirdest Digimon that I found that I had nothing to say is… Betsumon. Just… Betsumon. Seriously, what the hell? Is this Digimon trying to sell me movies, video games, or cereal? We need a new Digimon design! Anybody got any ideas? Oh, I know! A whale corpse! Genius! Kids love rotting carcasses! Don’t taze me, bro! Is this guy late for halloween? Or did he escape from Yo-Kai Watch in hopes of being in something better? Okay, I’m gonna try and make a digi-evolution! Ready? There we go, a whole new Digi- OH GOD DAMMIT! Oh my god, is that Orisa Overwatch? I’m your biggest fan! You know, for a kid-friendly franchise, there certainly are a lot of guns involved. So in my research, I found that Digimon sometimes will evolve because they’re treated badly. But instead of becoming something that can fend for itself, they often become something kinda pathetic. But instead of becoming something that can fend for itself, they often become something kinda pathetic. I honestly feel kinda bad for you. But at least it can’t get any worse, right? I WAS WRONG, I AM SO SORRY!! One thing I will give Digimon for… With a single creature, they have managed to create a more potent piece of furry bait than seven generations of Pokemon. With a single creature, they have managed to create a more potent piece of furry bait than seven generations of Pokemon. With a single creature, they have managed to create a more potent piece of furry bait than seven generations of Pokemon. Mad props.

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  1. Yea do what that one guy said and troll the other evee evolutions “credits for Stephen lippcott “

  2. I KNOW you have to troll digimon I'm ok with that but you Should have said DIGIVOLVE NOT EVOLVE! DO YOU EVEN DIGIMON?!

  3. Monster u mean Monsters Sylveon? I’ll give ONE and that is…….GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS how bout dat?😈😈😈😈

  4. that weird grape thing that was number 2 on the top 5 list, also I happened to notice the pattern looks like the Jewish Tree of Life, does that explain anything? Probably not.

  5. My one pointer is you compared a Digimon to a video game character that was most likely made after the Digimon was designed which is giving Digimon a point for originality. Thank you

  6. Digimon came out first bud my dad played it befor pokemon was a thing so hmm the re make Yes was made after Pokémon but digimon came first just saying

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