Burnie Vlog: Machine Gun Helicopter
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Burnie Vlog: Machine Gun Helicopter

B: Alright explain what we’re doing E: Are we still gonna do it? [Song: Go to Sleep 6 – Gareth Johnson] B: Alright, well right now I’m backstage at the- GameStop managers conference which is a big- Uh ,national show that you probably gave some managers in Las Vegas So this is what local Las […]

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The Successful Helicopter Rescue… From Hell!
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The Successful Helicopter Rescue… From Hell!

NOW SWITCHING GEARS HERE, AND BEFORE I TELL YOU THIS NEXT STORY, I WOULD LIKE TO PREPARE YOU BY INTRODUCING OUR NEW SEGMENT, KEEP IN MIND, EVERYONE’S FINE.>>I’M OKAY.>>Stephen: YESTERDAY A 74 YEAR OLD WOMAN TRIPPED DURING AN EARLY MORNING HIKE AND WAS UNABLE TO WALK. SO FIREFIGHTERS AIRLIFTED HER TO A HOSPITAL. NOW THERE […]

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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads… …on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded. But I don’t care… …I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install […]

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Nicole Byer’s Helicopter Ride Had Too Much Love
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Nicole Byer’s Helicopter Ride Had Too Much Love

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTRESS, COMEDIAN YOU KNOW BEST AS HOST OF NAILED IT ON NETFLIXMENT SHE NOW APPEARS ON THE NETFLIX SERIES COMEDIANS OF THE WORLD. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW NICOLE BYER. (APPLAUSE) >>OH BOY!>>Stephen: WELCOME.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU.>>NICE TO MEET YOU, […]

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Crazy man destroys Drone on Live TV

And then some ethical problems appears if we had 10 000, and that is just the start…. gradually more people will obtain a drone what ethical problems will that cause, if we had *heh* thousands of drones flying around in the sky *dafuq* *lol* what ethical problems would that cause? of course there is a […]

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The World’s Longest Aircraft Crash
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The World’s Longest Aircraft Crash

FIRST THING ON THE SHOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FIRST THING WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT — I DON’T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS — BUT THE LARGEST AIRCRAFT IN THE WORLD, THE AIRLINER 10, WHICH IS 100 FEET LONGER THAN A BOEING 747 HAS CRASHED DURING A TEST FLIGHT. NOW, NO ONE WAS […]

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How Captain America: Civil War Should Have Ended
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How Captain America: Civil War Should Have Ended

AH! Too Sexy!!! Captain Roll! He has a biological weapon! I’m on it! No need! I have successfully apprehended the suspect. Vision! You’re here! Of coarse I am. Why wouldn’t I be? The Avengers are dangerous. You have unlimited power and no supervision. You realize the earth was under attack right? That footage is us […]

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The Undebunkable
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The Undebunkable

Greetings children, it’s me, Captain Disillusion. Thank you for all your excellent video suggestions. It’s great how you and I are on the same wavelength. We get it, unlike the rest of society. Am I right? (sighs) People with their opinions and natural reactions to things. They think music is cool and jokes are funny […]

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