FLYING GORILLA
Articles | Blog

FLYING GORILLA

Hello everyone and welcome to my new favorite game, flying gorlla so if we go over here we got gorilla (plural) we got gorillasz over here (Phone battery about to explode) we got the leader boardd (when someone grabs ur a$$ cheek lets get into the game watch out OMG (Oh My Gord)

Continue Reading...

MOVE OVER, DOMESTIK DRONE
Articles | Blog

MOVE OVER, DOMESTIK DRONE

hey friendos This is Saladin roman V sort of corporation but mostly an illegal festishbot company (highly questionable sounds) …commercial broadcast. We have ripped o- I mean- uh created – envisioned. Envisioned and then created the ultimate cleaning appliance. The Domestik Drone. The nerds love it. Only 100 P- okay wait what? Seriously? Everything else […]

Continue Reading...

Freddie Mercury Gets Therapy
Articles | Blog

Freddie Mercury Gets Therapy

It’s been a few weeks since we put you on those antidepressants. How do you feel? Body’s aching all the time. Any psychological symptoms? I don’t want to die. Well! That’s great! That’s an excellent first step in a journey towards- *Interrupted* I sometimes wish I’ve never been born at all *Guitar solo starts to […]

Continue Reading...

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!
Articles | Blog

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter!

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads… …on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I’m fucking retarded. But I don’t care… …I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install […]

Continue Reading...