THE FLYING TURTLE
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THE FLYING TURTLE

I’m a flying turtle I am flying through the sky No one can stop me ’cause I fly so high There’s definitely not anyone holding me up to make it look like I’m flying so shut up! I am… I am… The flying turtle I am… WOAH! I am… The flying turtle…

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Air Traffic Control – SNL
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Air Traffic Control – SNL

>>>OH, GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING, I CAN’T FLY THIS PLANE. >>TRY TO GET SOMEONE ON THE RADIO. HELLO, HELLO. MAYDAY. MAYDAY.>>HELLO. >>YES, HELLO.>>YES, THIS IS GLASGOW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL. ARE YOU IN DISTRESS? >>YES. I’M NOT A PILOT. I AM PART OF KYLIE JENNER’S BRAND INTEGRATION TEAM. WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET […]

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