It’s here… …Free Milkshake Day. It’s free milkshake day!!! Everyone’s going, right? Yeah! Put me down for one medium vanilla! I’m getting chocolate! No wait,
mint! No wait! I’m getting them all! Ginger, Free Milkshake Day
isn’t just about gorging yourself on free milkshakes. It’s about
friends celebrating the magical day each year when the Diner cleans
their freezers and gives away the ice cream they were
going to dump in the garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
whatever, let’s just go! Ginger, Free Milkshake
Day doesn’t start for about… Four hours, ten minutes, and two seconds. What!? Noooo! That’s forever! Well, until then, let’s take out
our curly straws, and raise them in celebration! All for milkshakes… And milkshakes for all! Uah! My straw stinks. Didn’t you clean it last year? Wait, you can clean a curly straw? Hello, I noticed your door was owned
by me so I opened it and came in. Presenting… the Landlord! And then I’ll just crop out your
filthy wall… add a dramatic filter… and now a caption… “Hashtag fixed-it. Hashtag
handyman-saves-the-day. Hashtag muscle-Monday.” You just posed in front of the
sink holding a wrench. You didn’t even fix anything. I know, right? But my thousands
of FastaPic friends will think I did. Ahhhh, ding-ding-ding, I love
that sound! It’s like a tiny little high- five, only in a heart
shape with a ding sound. Ooh, I found the
Landlord’s FastaPic page. Oh, oh, oh, oh, he only
has 750 friends? Loser. Hank, it says 750-K. “K”? “K” means a thousand. Oh, one thousand, seven hundred
fifty friends? Getting better. No, 750 “K” is 750 thousand friends! Oh, ok now that makes more sense. Check this out. Not only is he
a handyman… a yoga expert… and a very snappy dresser…
he also plays the banjo! He may be the coolest
person I’ve ever met. Cool? You think he’s cool. Huh-huh.
You wanna see cool? Watch this. Yeah, very interesting Tom. Hank, admit it, I’m cooler than
the big shot Landlord, right? Tom, you better keep it down. Do you want to end up
like this piece of wood? You know why I don’t have
as many FastaPic friends as the Landlord? Because
I don’t have a FastaPic account. But that’s about to change! Cheese! Happy Free Milkshake Day… Limit one per customer.
Some flavors may be spoiled. Not responsible for explosive diarrhea,
parasites, or brain-freeze. Yum. Not yet! Free Milkshake Day
does not start until Tom gives his traditional opening speech. One little sip… No. What if Tom never shows up? Tom has never missed a Free
Milkshake Day in his entire life. Then where is he? It seems, he’s on a snorkeling trip. Oh no, I didn’t know Tom
was on FastaPic. This is bad. FastaPic is dangerous. …like the treacherous sea… Hank, Tom is not at the sea!
He’s at home taking fake pictures. Wow, he already has 900-K
friends… What comes after 900-K? A million… Correct. Although a simpler
way to express one million is: one times ten to the power of six- Ben, stop! Don’t you guys get it?
If Tom gets a million FastaPic friends we may never see him again! I heard from a kid at school
that it takes over your brain and sucks it into the app. That is just a playground rumor. Oh no, it is way more
than a rumor. I got to go. Hey, where are you going? Oh, so close, so close! Ginger! Tom? Tom, where are you?! Over here! In the Paleolithic era. Listen to me, Tom. You have to
delete the FastaPic app now! Where are my floating hearts?
Come, on! Where are my floating hearts? Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Ah, okay, there they are…
ahhh. Sweet sound. Tom! You’re letting
FastaPic take over your life! Oh, Angela I have a great
idea for a shot, do you have a kimono and a flame-thrower? Well, yeah. It depends what color. Wait, no, no, nevermind. Listen.
FastaPic friends aren’t real. Your real friends are
waiting for you at the Diner. You know who else
is waiting for me? Cheese! My one millionth FastaPic friend. Tom, don’t post that selfie! Hash-tag doing it. Noooo! Welcome to FastaPic, Tom. What? What is this place? It’s anything you want it to be. Wow. Oh, so many floating
hearts. It’s beautiful. Hash-tag amazing. I can’t reactivate my FastaPic
account! But I have to… I don’t know what else
to do. Okay, here goes… I’ll be right there, Tom,
“hashtag real-friends-4-ever” Hey! Tom! Angela! Wait, are you real?
Hashtag Confused. Nothing here is real. That’s
why I’m taking you home. Well, look who’s back. Angela! Let’s celebrate with this sweet
memory for “toss-back-Tuesday”. What? No! But look at all the faves.
Your friends love it. Tom, you’re my only friend here. Wow, thanks, Angela.
Hashtag Thanks-gela. No, but you… Ooh, hashtag Hang on a Second. Now we’re FastaPic
friends too. Hashtag BFF. No, Tom! We were already
friends – real friends! Don’t you know the difference? Sure I do. Oh, hey look,
there’s my friend, KayakFan72. What? You don’t know
anything about that guy! We have got to get you out of here. Why would I want to leave
this place? Hashtag new home. Hashtag home’s where the hearts are. Because it’s keeping you away
from Ben and Hank and Ginger – and from me, me, me,
I mean, milkshakes! Hashtag Oh no, I forgot
about Free Milkshake Day! If we leave now, we can still make it! Don’t leave, Tom. You can have
a hashtag-milkshake right here. Oh, great idea, right okay, go
ahead. Taste this hashtag-milkshake! It doesn’t taste like anything. It’s not a milkshake! Your real
milkshake is waiting for you at the Diner with your real friends. But your FastaPic friends really
like how you look drinking that milkshake, and that’s
what’s important. Right Tom? With a milkshake it kinda matters
how it tastes. So, you know what, I’m just gonna go. How do
we get out of here anyway? Get out? Didn’t you read the
“Terms and Conditions?” It says once you have one million
friends you belong to FastaPic… 4-ever! Watch out! Angela, what do we do?! We have to drop below a million!
Well, time to lose some friends. Hashtag How?! We’re gonna have to post
some bad selfies, Tom. Right. It’s not working!
We’re too likable! Be disgusting! Complain a lot! Hashtag: Oh no! Clogged toilet.
Hashtag bring-a-plunger! Hashtag brown water!
Hashtag overflow. Hashtag gross. Hashtag too far. …tag Angela, and post. Wait, what? Angela, it worked! You saved me –
Angela? Angela, wake up! Oh no. Milkshakes! Come on! Let me go. Ginger, not yet! Just hold still. It wants me to drink it. Alright guys, I’m so sorry I am late. Finally! Just do the opening speech
so we can drink our milkshakes! You waited… Yes, and I regret it because
now our milkshakes are warm, melted and disgusting! Sounds good. Tom, just
give the opening speech. Where do I start? There’s
so much I want to say – I can’t take this! Just say anything. And make it short. My friends, as we plunge
our ceremonial bendy straws into our free milkshakes… Alright, we’re closing. Everyone out. Wait. Can I finish my speech? No! Now get going! All of yous! Nooooo! But, you can’t… but you…
it wasn’t. We only… Milkshake Day! Ah, man, what did
you do Tom… Come on… Wait, is that… The ice cream truck! Another Tom saves the day
moment, hashtag icecream hero. Undo, undo, undo, undo! Nooo!