– Hey, Honey? – Hmm…? – Can we talk? – Sure.
What’s up? – I was just thinking and uh… …do you wanna have kids? – Where did this come from? What’s on your mind? – I was just thinking, I guess. We’re at that age where we
should come to a decision, right? – (sighs) Right,
I agree. I mean… do you…
want kids? – I don’t know. I mean, on one hand,
kids are such a handful but– – But they can also be, like, the most
important thing in a parent’s life. – Right! That’s exactly
what I was about to say! Then again,
the world is crazy out there. – (chuckles) You can say that again. With everything going on,
it’s a dangerous world out there. – It’s true. Plus if we didn’t have kids, you and I could focus on
our goals and each other! – Do you think we’re…
you know… ready? – To be honest? I don’t think so. – (sighs) Yeah. You’re right.
Maybe we shouldn’t have kids. – [jokingly] Yeah, like we make
good parents anyway. We are way too irresponsible. – [jokingly] We could never be good parents, not with the way you drink! – (chuckles) Exactly! – [normally] So…
it’s decided then? – [normally] Yeah. Yeah, I guess it’s decided. We don’t want kids. Alright,
you heard her! [threateningly] GET THE FUCK
OUTTA HERE, ON THE DOUBLE! (door slams)
(ball bounces) ♪♪ – Hey, sweetie? Do you think we’re ready for a dog? (dog whines) – Hello there.
My name’s Dave. – Hi, I’m Rob. – We’re from Cyanide
and Happiness. – We’re gonna be on live.me
streaming ourselves. – Wednesday, September
the fourteenth. – Three PM CST. The link is in the description. – IT’S RIGHT THERE! – We’re gonna be answering
all your questions, sketching horrible things, jerking off.
(both laugh) On live.me. Follow the link in the description
if you wanna download the app. – Did you get that?