Come on! Do it! Do it!
I’m so nervous. Do it! Go! C’mon man! Just believe in yourself Squid. Wooooaaaahhh!! Oh I did it! I actually did- Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Ahhhhh!!! It’s so rad of you all to come out.
That skatepark was super uninsured! Squid’s medical bills are higher than my sick ollies! Kind of a dick thing to say, but still I think the lesson here is that true friends– I never learned to snowboard!! Ahhhhhh!!! So Twister did a pretty brutal nosegrind
on Squid’s c2 vertebra. His path recovery is longer than my gnarly board slides! [Typing] You are all monsters. This is the wrong time to try dirtbikes!!
Ohhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhh!! [Explosion] I shouldn’t have put fireworks on the dirtbike! Fuck you Twister. My skydiving parachute isn’t opening! Why did I rent the field tiller?
It’s not even a sport! It’s just dangerous farm equipment! Let’s shred on his grave! you