The Successful Helicopter Rescue… From Hell!
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The Successful Helicopter Rescue… From Hell!

October 13, 2019


NOW SWITCHING GEARS HERE, AND
BEFORE I TELL YOU THIS NEXT STORY, I WOULD LIKE TO PREPARE
YOU BY INTRODUCING OUR NEW SEGMENT, KEEP IN MIND,
EVERYONE’S FINE.>>I’M OKAY.>>Stephen: YESTERDAY A 74
YEAR OLD WOMAN TRIPPED DURING AN EARLY MORNING HIKE AND WAS
UNABLE TO WALK. SO FIREFIGHTERS AIRLIFTED HER TO
A HOSPITAL. NOW THERE IS FOOTAGE OF HER
BEING AIRLIFTED OUT. BUT AGAIN BEFORE I SHOW YOU,
KEEP IN MIND, EVERYONE’S FINE.>>I’M OKAY.>>Stephen: HERE’S THE
FOOTAGE. ALL RIGHT, THEY’RE LIFTING HER
OUT OF THERE. OKAY, SPINNING A LITTLE BIT,
OKAY, JUMP AHEAD. AND– OH MY GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING, DID
YOU– DID YOU TIE HER TO THE ROTORS? AGAIN, AGAIN, AND IT IS SO
IMPORTANT THAT YOU BELIEVE ME, EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, SHE IS
FINE. THE FIRE CAPTAIN– MAWS PLAWS
SHE’S FINE, Y’ALL. SHE’S FINE. THE FIRE CAPTAIN SAID THAT SHE
SUFFERED NO ILL-EFFECTS FROM THE SPIN OTHER THAN BEING A LITTLE
BIT DIZZY. IN FACT, WHEN REACHED FOR
COMMENT THE WOMAN SAID KSH– . NEXT TIME JUST LET ME DIE IN THE
DESERT. THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE’S MIND
IS WHY. THE PILOT WHO PERFORMED THE
AIRLIFT EXPLAINS.>>SO WE WERE DOING A RESCUE, A
HOIST RESCUE. WE DO A LOT OF THEM. AND A NORMAL RESCUE, SOMETIMES
WHEN WE BRING THE HELICOPTER UP FROM THE GROUND, IT WILL START
TO SPIN, SO WE HAVE A LINE ATTACHED TO THE BASKET TO HELP
PREVENT THAT. TODAY IT DIDN’T.>>Stephen: YOU SEE, YOU SEE
IN THIS CASE, WE FAILED TO ATTACH WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE
COMEDY SUPPRESSER CABLE. IT PREVENTED UNWANTED
HI– HIJINKS AND MID AIR SHENANIGANS N THIS CASE WE
HOOKED HER UP TO THE VIRAL VIDEO CORD, THAT SEEMED TO SHALL DID
SHALL THAT WORKED FINE. THE RESCUE TEAM WAS NEVER REALLY
CONCERNED. THE FIRE CAPTAIN EXPLAINS.>>I WAS ABLE TO GET IN HER FACE
A LITTLE BIT AND MAKE SURE HER EYES WERE OPEN AND TOLD HER THAT
EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY. WE ARE WERE AT LEAST ABLE TO
MAKE SOME EYE CONTACT AND I COULD TELL THAT SHE WAS DOING
OKAY.>>Stephen: YOU MADE ICON
TABLGHT. HOW, MA’AM, MARM, MA’AM, ARE YOU
OKAY? MA’AM, ARE YOU OKAY– ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU OKAY? WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

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  1. I am glad you and the others who commented think this is funny. I wonder if it was a member of your family if you would feel the same. 🖕

  2. Stephen's dry-heave sound ("When asked for comment, the woman said …") had me in tears. I'm still laughing ten minutes later.

  3. Unfortunately she happened to be on the trail that is hard to hike and access so being flown out was the only way to be safely rescued (happens all the time on our hiking trails here…people get hurt, run out of water, etc.)…I'm just glad she's okay.

  4. The doctor askedher "how many fingers do i hold up?"
    Old woman answers, "which one of you, or all three?"

  5. As a nurse all I can think is the amount of neuro checks that lady should receive is going to require a 1:1 nurse! Nobody's got time for that! LMAO

  6. Are americans such pussies they need to be told "shes fine" like 50 times. Jeez ok you told us once we got it lets move on hey.

  7. Funny that she's 74… that's exactly the amount of g-loading her body experienced during that spin: 74 G's.. 😂😂

  8. TARS, get ready to match our spin with the retro thrusters!
    Dunn dunn dunn dunn du du dunn du dunn duu dudu..[Hans Zimmering intensifies]

  9. Oh Thanks- I needed that laugh. I laughed so hard I cried- :she was fine…." "when asked for comment she responded '(ralph)…'"

  10. There is supposed to be a guid rope
    That they attach to the front of the basket by ground crew. So after they tase the basket that the paramedic in the back of the helicopter is supposed to hang onto to prevent the spinning. And from the look of the video the ground crew forgot to attach it.

  11. Even though she wasnt gine after this.
    The husband came out about this and she was actually so much worse off; the Emergency response team wanted to keep this hidden.

    Many of the blood vessels in her face burst, and her hands, feet, and head were blue.

    So no, she is not fine.

  12. Oh my word!!!!! the colorful flag thing is showing up and needs justice….. he said that the "woman" and "she"…..and even the word "mam"…..!!!! YIKES what will be do about this transgender thing! Double Standard parody or just a false flag on the biological frame work of those who work in the medical profession!!!!!

  13. Just so everyone knows, the old woman wasn't really that fine. The blood went to her head and burst small vessels there, and the same happened to her feet. Furthermore, she was dizzy for DAYS after the fact.

  14. “Did you tie her to the rotors?”

    I can’t…. must not laugh.
    <breaths in>
    Controlling the laugh is too hard.

  15. I would have died if Stephen had ended up with a neck injury from that twisting in the end… my neck hurts just from watching him do that and he's like ten years older than I am.

  16. I hate this guy. He's a commie cont. He's unfunny. But I watched this cuz I was familiar with that video and I wanted to see it again and again admit Steven was funny as hell here!

  17. When I saw the footage literally for the first time on the news, I was actually horrified by it. Some people find it funny, but not me.

  18. Someone take that bit of Stephen headbanging and add a Brutal Metal music to it ! I'll be awesome !!

  19. I'm honestly surprised vomit didn't start coming out. I can just picture it while she spinning streams of puke adjust spiraling everywhere the desert some random bird flies by and gets fucking puked on buy some random ass old woman that flies into the helicopter blades and gets chopped up like fried chicken. And as soon as she makes eye contact with the pilot she just vomits all over him lmfao

    Btw i used speech to text on here and the original comment that my phone thought i made was ao much funnier

  20. Why does this leftie feel the need to get a round of applause from something he reacted to that had nothing to do with him? Can't stand these people

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