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Wario VS King Dedede (Mario VS Kirby) | DEATH BATTLE!

August 21, 2019


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I’m talking about Wario the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario and King Dedede the Royal nemesis to everybody’s favorite pink puffball kirby He’s Wiz and I’m boomstick and it’s our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle Mario is a pretty busy guy if he’s not saving his favorite Lady, Princess Peach He’s up saving a whole different princess in a whole different land Until he returned home one day to find his castle under someone else’s control First up mario has a castle Awesome, but it had been taken by a chubby squatter dressed in yellow named Wario Wario is Mario’s opposite in every way while Mario is kind and heroic Wario is selfish and mischievous well Mario is liquid onesie Wario has two maybe three C’s that’s Not his name and symbol are even inspired by the Japanese word for bad Why do we you can’t get any less subtle than Wario you no kidding But he’s not some random chump turns out Wario is one of the seven star children possessing Legendary power and even grew up with Mario Wario’s grudge against Mario goes way back while they were children. They play cops and robbers a total of 1256 times Despite frequently asking otherwise Wario only got to be the cop once well Dick move baby Mario Yoshi should have just left you behind in that stupid crying bubble whether or not he was Accidentally conditioned into villainy Wario has two main goals Ruin Mario’s life and get as rich as possible through any means necessary including crime treasure hunting and even making video games He’s got the power to rival Mario – he’s super strung angin bastard tons of rock and heavy metal with his shoulder bash attack If that’s not enough, he’ll literally chew his opponents up. Ah Just imagine those giant weight bricks. He kills teeth. Just closing around you He’s also a weirdly malleable capable of being crushed squished twisted and stretched with little to no ill effect However, Wario’s deadliest natural ability is definitely his inexplicable Farting wares, that’s no simple, dude This is the fabled flageolets of folklore itself the atomic vapors of annihilation the world Kind of a lame name after all that so well This is a highly specialized technique which discharge is an enormous burst of toxic gas so brutal It’ll doubled nearly any foe when aimed correctly this blast can even propel Wario through the air like a rocket Well, crop-dusting anyone beneath his feet. It’s Technically speaking. Just majestic Right. Well, it’s not exactly Wrong in some cases Wario’s waft has even been shown to be comparable to nuclear warheads, by the way I spent some time in your lab and I made a new invention. How did you get into my lab Oh Next ray after decades of research. I’ve discovered how to contain the pure essence of fraudulence behold the windbreaker That’s neat, let’s move on I’m really proud of this Anyway aside from his own abilities Wario has access to numerous weapons and power-ups like his one-of-a-kind chopper, also Explosives kind of redundant when he can fart a nuke. There’s always room for explosions whiz check out this huge blast some of his bombs caused which he was totally at the center of and survived by the wing his power-ups include a jetpack a metal body and even Mario’s own invincibility star He can increase his size by plugging an air pump into himself and just don’t question it with the dragon hat He spews fire with the Eagle statue He takes flight and he can even combine both of these to become King dragon Wario utilizing both these abilities while dramatically increasing his power and his weight and with just a little Mouthful of rotten garlic he dons pink tights to become Wario, man This super form increases his strength and lets him fly because he doesn’t have enough ways to do that already I guess he doesn’t always need some random object of power to transform some of Wario storms come about because of entirely Reactionary means he can become bouncy Wario after being crushed into paper flaming were you after being set on fire? Puppy were you after getting stung by bees and fat wario after eating too much Getting fat super power these sound more like excuses than power-ups He even becomes crazy Wario after getting drunk No, it’s just a ball in the American version because you know for kids and stuff. But anyway, I’m powered up Jessalyn order another thousand six pegs on his quest to humiliate his red clad rival and accumulate scrooge mcduck Levels of riches Wario has been through thick and thin like Mario He survived that big explosion in the tennis court, which we figured out is equal to 2.4 megatons of TNT But Wario’s also survived the shake King blowing up in his face The shake King was a pirate with mence electrical power upon his defeat his body Detonated and the resulting blast split the sky by comparing the blast and the parting clouds to a map of the shake dimension We determined the explosions exact energy output to be equivalent to about 96 sextillion tons of tnt That’s enough juice to blow up a large moon and Wario was totally fine. He can seemingly eat anything including explosives and his own bike he can of course keep up with Mario who kicked a 61 million tonne castle and piloted the star diver at Mach 375 Also Wario destroyed the black jewel an entity whose death triggered the collapse of an entire dimension so does everybody fights blow up when they die or would Mario may best him time and time again, particularly. Thanks to warriors clearly low intelligence But his tenacity and willingness to never give up is strangely admirable. This greedy bastard will never stop doing what he loves The country of dreamland is a peaceful paradise filled with some of the most adorable critters you’ve ever seen. Oh These Wordle but once you know It’s all this pristine prosperity is actually run by a tyrannical self-imposed monarch King Dedede Oh, yes, the classic dictator at work They show you what they want you to see but really there’s so much horror behind the scenes. I suppose he didn’t intentionally create a food shortage once but DDD doesn’t really have that much sway over his Questionably claimed kingdom namely because of one plucky pink hero kirby Everyone’s favorite level of marshmallow sucking Jigglypuff. Yeah, this little guy He’s always been there to ruin the triple D’s schemes schemes, which to be fair aren’t always evil Like the time he stole the star rod seemingly for nefarious purposes But neck shoe ality to protect his citizens from the villainous nightmare Yeah, it turns out this big bad penguins main site doesn’t come from a place of true evil at all instead It’s he’s just really jealous of Kirby right before Kirby arrived DVD was a tubby bird with only a modicum of respect After seeing Kirby’s popularity and success the King made up his mind He would surpass the marshmallow here the seventies music. It’s time for a training montage Through countless hours of intense work and grueling training dee dee dee pushed himself to mimic Kirby’s abilities and more His speed improved his strength skyrocketed and in time He even learned what all penguins hope to achieve one day Way inhaling a bunch of air he can puff his buddy up like a balloon and fly to be clear This is not a naturally occurring ability of his he somehow trained himself to do this this is backed up by no science whatsoever and makes Absolutely, no goddamn sense, you shut up and let the penguin fly. And that’s not the only Kirby tricky copied His lungs are so strong. Now. He can inhale entire enemies and launch them at high speeds He can even fire powerful air bullets that can break solid rug, you know I’ve been training my air bullet technique to you boomstick. That’s impossible. The human lungs don’t have the capacity to But he’s got way more of his leaves than just stolen skills Absolutely. Sure. He’s got an army of minions at his command But when he wants to take someone down personally dee dee dee jumps into the ring with one of his giant sized hammers He’s got a bunch too big for him His usual favorite might look like an oversized wooden mallet But it can summon freezing ice as he swings it and secretly features a built-in jet booster to supercharge his striking power No, you scared here. I come here. I got boom bitch what his movies garbage and smash? It feels really good when you pull it up through the power of the star rod He can amplify this into the star hammer with this magic coursing through it dee dee dee can cast several spells He can increase his size launch energy spheres break the fourth wall and mystically creates up to 64 duplicates of himself Just more penguin goodness to go around but when the Big D wants to get hardcore He dons a mask and whips out his ultimate weapon the electric hammer introducing the mysterious match today Yeah, it’s not much of a disguise. But the electric hammer is a definite upgrade over his jet hammer Hell, yeah, it’s way stronger and less electricity and has a flamethrower Oh and also a multi-barreled rocket launcher gun sword not good enough snipers safe. Forget it give me a rocket launcher hammer any day of the week and Remember that army of minions I mentioned before well dee dee dee has a weird habit of actually carrying some of them around with him Well, I guess in his pocket if the Rockets aren’t enough he can pull out this spiky sea urchin called a Gordo That’s heavy enough to send almost anyone flying that Gordo’s one of his greatest tools But it can also be a real pain in the ass Interesting that he’s so jealous of Kirby’s abilities despite having quite a noteworthy arsenal of his own Thankfully he has become much less antagonistic over the years even directly aiding Kirby in protecting dreamland from time to time And well, he’s not the sharpest bird in the bugs. He is it all flow? He can inhale and spit Kirby out with enough force to break through the planet pop stars atmosphere Which means dee dee dee can spit objects up to 33 times the speed of sound That’s disgusting. Well, that’s nothing when you think about how he can match Kirby and sheer strength This little guy can hit so hard. He destroyed all planet calm down curb weight. You reckon the place where you live? planet popstar is shown to be similar in size to the planet shiver star which strongly Resembles a frozen over earth to destroy an earth-sized planet like this. Kirby must have been striking with a force of over 1,900 septillion tons of tnt damn him who would have done this adorable pink puffball could pull the head off and get this Apparently he’s only eight inches tall. He’s a planet Buster that fits in the palm of your hand He’s shown even greater feats – and while dee dee dee isn’t necessarily taking this sort of damage. Every time Kirby lands a punch He does fight on equal footing with him who keeps making these cute and cuddly characters so freakin deadly on a Similar note DVD is also comparable to Meta Knight who once casually flew from one end of the galaxy to the other in Seconds now a DVD has never done such a crazy speed feet like that himself But keeping up with Meta Knight in fights and dodging a meteor around 160,000 miles per hour certainly proves He’s faster than you probably think like when he fought the alien maggle on who ripped a part of dimension with a weird Star-shaped flag hole which DDD survived there’s penguins gotta be doing some kind of performance enhancing drivers Oh Jesus, though. He still holds a massive grudge King Dedede has proved his ability countless times to the detriment but often benefits of dreamland Perhaps he’s earned the title of King after all Well, he definitely thinks so there’s only one bona fide ruler to town and that’s me Alright the combatants are set and we’ve run the data through all possibilities, but first I need to inhale some food By now, you’ve probably heard of blue apron the leading meal kit delivery service in the u.s Choose your meals each week get the ingredients delivered to your doorstep and whip up a meal using the easy to follow directions provided I’ve been trying out their best of the US series Which means I’ve had the pleasure of enjoying several recipes inspired by different regions of the country It’s actually been pretty inspiring and they’re delightful meals to boot This is in my opinion the best aspect of blue apron you get all the benefits of discovering new meals and learning how to make them but without any confusion or last-minute Crises, my favorite part is feeling like a master chef making creative and delicious meals with my own hands You guys really need to try it out. It’s pretty nice coming home knowing I’ll have a delicious meal I can whip up with these to start making delicious rag worthy meals at home without the hassle Try blue apron check out this week’s menu and get $60 of that blue apron duck slash battle That’s blue apron calm slash battle blue apron a better way to cook But right now it’s Tamara death better Hey, I told you those Gordo’s can be a pain in the ass Wario’s sure has the upper hand when it came to versatility Especially with his reactionary powerup and totally unexpected techniques like who would ever predict your opponent would drop an atomic fart in your mouth genius gross but ultimately DVD still had plenty of counter options to use for example His hammers ice properties could halt Wario’s many fire attacks and unlike Wario DDD’s flight didn’t require any specific power-ups to control the air Unfortunately, neither Wario nor DVD have truly shown their greatest potential speed compared to the likes of Mario and Meta Knight It seems DVD held the advantage though admittedly. It’s impossible to know the exact specifics of that advantage Yeah, but giving out tough these guys where speed wasn’t the biggest factor Anyway, what we really had to know was how likely they could even hurt each other I mean, they’ve been through some pretty nasty stuff, but guess what? Why are you surviving the shake King exploding doesn’t stack up to DDD getting sucked into a black hole By examining the event horizon of Magha lore singularity We can estimate a range of the black hole’s destructive potential even the lowest possible option comes out to nearly 86 octillion tons of tnt that is over five times more powerful than the detonating shake camp And again, that’s the lowest option. The black hole’s destructive potential is likely even higher than that So were you had a hard time landing any meaningful damage? Cuz the big bird was just too tough but if DDD’s anywhere is strong as kirby is and he should be given that they fight all the time Then he was making hits that were somewhere close to earth-sized planet braking level definitely getting the edge over Wario’s durability Wario’s versatility and tenacity made this an incredibly close bout but Dedede’s strength durability and speed were just enough to take the Victory. He really took the penguin The winner is King Dedede Hey, thanks for watching this episode If you want the battle music for yourself You can get it by clicking the link below and if you want some more death battle Make sure to check out Captain Marvel vs. Shazam over there

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  1. jeez nothing has changed about this show except for the small bit of animation buts its still the same

  2. I sometimes forget that Kirby is only a toddler like he isn't even fully grown and he can destroy planets

  3. It’s funny, one of the Wario land manuals straight up says that Wario is immortal and impervious to all things. He can only be affected by things and not really “harmed”

  4. The funny thing is that Mario, Luigi, bower, Wario and waluigi all survived the explosion.(EDIT) Bowser

  5. ten out of ten if it comes to the fight alone, but adding a reason to fight with the flashbacks is a nice touch

  6. I've noticed most of the fights with Mario characters start because of something silly. For Mario vs Sonic, it was because Sonic tried to steal Mario's beach chair. For this, it was because Wario stole Dedede's hot dog, and because of the stolen bike wheel. For Donkey Kong vs Knuckles, it was because Knuckles just took one singular banana. Is Paper Mario vs Toon Link gonna start off with Toon Link accidentally hitting Paper Mario with a paper airplane?

  7. Superman and Goku: Blow the world up at their best.
    Dedede and Wario: Blew it up with an atomic fart.
    Clearly this show has the highest ranked scientists researching it.

  8. Orochimaru (Naruto) vs Voldemort (Harry Potter)
    Mumm-Ra (Thunder Cats) vs Imhotep (The Mummy TAS)
    Lord Frieza (DBZ) vs Lord Zedd (MMPR)
    Ronin Warriors vs Sailor Senshi
    Inspector Gadget vs Jenny Wakeman (XJ9)
    Gentleman Ghost (DC) vs Ghost Rider (Marvel)
    Pikachu (Pokemon) vs Moochi (Monster Rancher)
    Crash Nebula (FOP) vs Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
    Alex, Max, Justin Russo (WoWP) vs Harry, Ron, Hermoine (HP franchise)
    Cell (DBZ) vs Martian Manhunter (DC)
    Silver Banshee (DC) vs Sindel (MK)
    Charizard (Pokemon) vs Blue Eyes White Dragon (Yu-Gi-Oh)
    AMAZO (DC) vs Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
    Shadow the Hedgehog vs Wario
    Red Lotus (TLoK) vs Xiaolin Dragons (Xiaolin Showdown) (no shen gong wu or wudai weapons)
    Shriek (DC Batman Beyond) vs Shocker (Marvel)
    T-1000 (Terminator Franchise) vs Tyzonn-Mercurian Ranger (PROO)
    Liu Kang (MK) vs Chase Young (XS)
    Wonder Woman (DC) vs She-Hulk (Marvel)

  9. Sinister (Marvel) vs Lobo (DC)
    Vision (Marvel) vs Metallo (DC)
    Muscular Beaver (Angry Beavers) vs Super Cow (Cow & Chicken)
    Firestar (Marvel) vs Starfire (DC)
    Killer Croc (DC) vs The Lizard (Marvel) vs Reptile (MK) vs. Leather Head (TMNT)
    Hawkman (DC) vs Vulture (Marvel)
    The Darkest Faerie (Neopets) vs Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
    Tyranitar (Pokemon) vs Reptar (Rugrats)
    Jimmy Neutron (Nickelodeon) vs Dexter (Cartoon Network)

    Salamence (Pokemon) vs ExVeemon (Digimon)

  10. Ichigo after a Tailed Beast Bomb: Space Dust
    Wario after he blows himself up with his own fart: EVEN CRAZIER Space Dust

  11. I farted while watching the fight. Note to self: Avoid penguins at all costs, my life may depend on it.

  12. This reminds me of that one time in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

  13. I really wish they would display some scientific notation for their "megatons of tnt" numbers. Calling the numbers by their whatever-tillion names means absolutely nothing to me; I want to see an order of magnitude.

  14. If you wanted to make King dedede cursive or you could just play super smash Bros brawl or super smash Bros Wii u CNN

  15. If you wanted to make King dedede cursive or you could just play super smash Bros brawl or super smash Bros Wii u CNN

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